The LumberYard

The Lumber Yard in Des Moines is a fun club to go to. The dancers were predominantly white (two black girls the night I was there) and all are very friendly.…

I enjoy coming to the Lumberyard quite a bit. I believe within the Des Moines area, it is the best club. Tuesday's are two for one dances which can be…

Not much different from my last visit. Thursday night was very slow between about 8:00 and 10:00. After 10:00 there were Quite a few decent looking girls working but they spend a lot…

Came into the club around 5pm. There were only two dancers (stayed till 8pm), but both were hot. Cory is a pretty brunette that can dance the pole!…

Arrived on a Friday night, was amateur night. Let me say I don't understand amateur night. Isn't the point of a strip club that you are there to look at pros?…

I visit here on work trips whenever I get a chance. Drove right past it the first time I visited it was so dark on the street. Free parking which is great.…

This club is way out in the northeast industrial section of Des Moines - about a 15 minutes drive from downtown. It's an unnecessarily large, almost barn-sized building, with an over-sized…

Have been to the Lumberyard in DSM a couple of times. The girls seem to generally range from 6-9, with plenty of 8 or 9s. My last visit was mid-January. Got dances…

I was at The Lumber Yard at the beginning of October, big storms a-brewing in the area, but I still made it in on a Monday night. I'm not from the area…

Saturday night my wife and I were staying in Des Moines, so we headed over to the Lumberyard. Almost as soon as we were in we were greeted by Montana, a…

I was pleasantly surprised with the Lumberyard, especially for a Monday night. It is located in an industrial area, but is easy to get to off of the highway. The building is…

I went to the Lumber Yard last night (or rather it was after midnight very early this morning). I've been there before quite some time ago, so I kind of knew what…

I frequent this club about twice a month but probably won't be going back since there seemed to be a huge over haul as far as dancers go... Went from seeing the…

Tried the lumberyard this week to try something different from the beach club. This place is clearly the premier club in the area, but unfortunately all of the girls working there act…

Tried the Lumberyard after a disappointing visit to Outer Limits. The talent level was unexpectedly high for a Sunday evening. Only a couple of non-attractive girls working. The BYOB is always nice…

This is my favorite strip club in iowa. I always have a good time when i go. I went on a tuesday 7/8/14. They do a lap dance special 2 dances for…

Visited early on a Tuesday evening at about 6:30 while waiting for a flight. Only one stage was active. The dancers were young and easy on the eyes, but this club lacked…

<br> I was traveling through Iowa along I-80 and checked out the LumberYard. It is a nice appearing club from the outside. Plenty of new parking. Cover charge was $12.<br> <br> Inside…

The Lumberyard was rather disappointing tonight. Alot of fat bottom girls, not my thing. There were a couple of lookers, Sapphire and Stacy. I was able to get a dance with Stacy…

Good crowd, good number of great looking girls. It was around $15-20 to get in the door, then I spent $50 in singles a the stages before getting a lap dance. Dances…

I have been to the "Yard" on several occasions over the years and usually have a good time. After not visiting for nearly a year, a few buddies and I decided to…

I was in Des Moines for a two weeks for work and kept hearing about this place. I decided to go on my last night there. I was only there…

I went to the lumberyard on thursday night with the girlfriend and a couple of friends. All of the girls were hot and very friendly. They would even dance in front of…

Finally visited the Lumberyard on a Friday night during their Amateur Night. It was an interesting night but only 5 amateurs participated in the nightly activities. The best part was…

I was in town for work and I'd heard about this place before. I went in for a couple hours and the most impressive thing was the how good looking the dancers…

Me and a buddy stopped by on the way thru town on a Saturday afternoon. Got there right as they were opening and have a 2 for 1 special to start out…

On Saturday December 14th, my wife and I visited the Lumber Yard. As always there were lots of dancers, and almost all of them were very attractive. After sitting near…

I generally will stop into the Lumberyard while passing through Des Moines. I didn't have much time and spent most of my time at the tip rail on the first stage.…

The ingredients are all here for a good time, but my visit fell short. In my opinion it's largely a training and management issue that stops this club from being great, though…

Lots and LOTS of girls work there! It was amazing seeing all of the natural ladies present. I felt like Jack Kerouak was correct in saying the prettiest girls in the world…

My wife and I stopped by on Friday the 13th of September. I’ve reviewed the Lumber Yard before, so I’ll not spend a lot of time on the details of the…

This is a beer stained club. Huge, big barn. I don't normally go here, but the other club was a dud. I knew it was Tuesday 2 for 1,…

Had some time and heard the commercials about The LumberYard. I'm originally from SoCal so I probably was expecting way too much. Disappointing on several fronts. Dancers are average but have an…

My wife and I visited the Lumber Yard on Friday night, to celebrate my birthday. The lumber Yard is a BYBO “totally nude” club. It is little dark and not…

Went there on a Tuesday night. This is an upscale club. Very big with several stages. Only one pole was being used that night. When it gets busy, they open up more…

The Lumber Yard does not disappoint! This is my favorite club and I was happy to visit last week while back home for the Fourth. As always, Friday night was busy, with…

This place was impressive right off the bat! The first impression was that it was very big inside, and this was substantiated once we walked through the door. This place is HUGE!…

I've been to The Lumberyard a few times when traveling back and forth from MO to MN. I always try to stop at this club. There just aren't many hands on clubs…

This place was impressive right off the bat! The first impression was that it was very big inside, and this was substantiated once we walked through the door. This place is HUGE!…

I actually enjoy the Lumberyard quite a bit. Always a good choice for the area, mostly because the club is SO cool. Three tiered, plenty of space, and a BYOB! The dancers…

Visited the club after a dissappointing stop at the Minx. Don't like the layout of this club, but do like the BYOB. Had a very good selection of girls this time around.…

I have found Nirvana in Des Moines! Well, not really but I did find my first perfect dancer, ever. I will not describe the club again but it is a decent, big…

I dropped in about 5:30 while in town on business. There was no cover and the gal at the front gave me a wrist band. I had not done my…

I really do want to like this club. A couple girlfriends of mine work here...they're gorgeous, and the club layout itself is on the upscale as far as Iowa goes. But I've…

Driving through Des Moines and stopped by here on a Sunday late in the afternoon. Right off the bat & was turned off by the girl behind the counter checking IDs…

I visited the club while passing through Des Moines on a Thursday night. As mentioned by other reviewers, the club has a large lay out w/ 3 separate stages. For…

November 8, 2012, my wife and I went back to The Lumberyard in Des Moines. I wanted to write this second review because we had such a fantastic time - even better…

The Lumberyard is a pretty large club. There are about three or four stages with many seats all around. You can choose where you want to sit, there are…

My wife and I went to the Lumberyard together back in August, so this review is a few months old but I didn't get a chance to publish it here until now.…

I have been a few times in the last few months, and I will be back. As other reviews say, the layout takes a while to get used to with upper and…

Place was amazing as far as tip rails go... 3 stages you can follow a girl that you like! 25 dollar lap dances are fun but more money than i am used…

When with my buddies after the bars closed. They were having two for one lap dances, $25 gets you 2 dances and you can touch anywhere but the kitty. The dancers were…

I'm not normally interested in BYOB club but I went here anyway. On my visit I was surprised at the quality of stripper present, I guess I wasn't expecting much for…

Went here on a Monday night about 8 pm so I wasn't expecting too much and that was pretty much what I got. The club is big with an upstairs and…

It has been awhile since I was in a club anywhere and have never visited one in Iowa. Well I found myself on a business trip to Des Moines and had some…

I was really amazed by the quality of the dancers. This blonde chick gave me the best VIP of my life.. She was all over me.. She let me do some touching…

The club initially had a weird vibe to it although after being there for about an hour or so my friends and I got a few front row seats and were enjoying…

It was OK. Walked in, not too many dancers out, but more and more started mingling by the time I left. Private shows are VERY expensive. No nude contact in the VIP…

I went to The Lumber Yard on a Thursday evening from about 9:30 to 11:30. This place is truly the ‘Big Box’ of strip clubs—it’s huge! It offers multiple stages on multiple…

Stopped by the Lumberyard on a recent trip later on a Wednesday evening. I do like this club for the full contact lap dances, and usually there are a few pretty hot…

Visited on a late Thursday night, first impression huge and I mean HUGE club. Very interesting lay out with a main stage in the middle and another 2 extra sunken stages to…

First visit to club, didn't like layout. Good seats in back had speakers right over head. Have to sit right inside front door to avoid going deaf. Some attractive dancers and very…

Visited lumberyard this time on a tuesday when it's 2 dances for price of one. Cover was 10$ compared to the usual 15.Was expecting the songs to be shorter…

First time in this club, so take me comments for what they're worth. I moved to this club after a very disappointing visit to the Minx club a couple of miles…

Seriously, the only place to go in Des Moines, in my opinion. In fact, one of the best clubs in the Upper Midwest. I travel between Kansas City and Minneapolis a lot,…

I was stuck in a Des Moines hotel for Thanksgiving so I checked tuscl but all were closed on Thanksgiving day. Friday I had to decide between calling an old gf…

Stopped in here with a few buddies and wasn't expecting much for a Wed night. Well, you have 2 different types of shows on Wed here...the show on stage and…

I was in town for the night on business. It has been a year since I have been here but it is the best club in the Midwest. The ladies…

The biggest I have been to.Cover 15$.Crowd is much more younger.With three stages.The girls are super hot including some exotic one.private dances at 25 per dance are worth it but done in…

Went here recently on a business trip. The club is definitely different than anything I've experienced in So. Cal., generally for the better. The BYOB definitely seems a bit odd and…

Was here on a Friday night in early June. I enjoy BYOB clubs in Iowa, don't need to waste money on high priced drinks. Got here about 8:30. Cover was $15.…

Had an OK visit to the Yard. About 8 or so girls working. All very nice looking. The light is dim and the place is a little worn, so…

I've been to this club twice. Both times on a Sunday, so you can take that for what it's worth. Too wide open for my tastes. A giant lumberyard, no kidding. They've…

Here we go rave reviews tonight. Of course I just went back to see the girls, hey it is Tuesday in Des Moines what else ya gonna do? I know…

I went back tonight and the club had a lot going on. I ran into Bella. You should definitely go to this club for no other reason than to see…

Ok I understand what people are talking about this is a hit or miss club. I did like it tonight though. They definitely have some great qualities like being able…

This is a club I visit from time to time, and would have to say it is "Hit or Miss". The club itself is pretty impressive in some ways. One…

Go to this club all the time. Never have run into anything like it anywhere in the country. The BYOB is an awesome $$ saver. Been with a whole…

The dancers were not all that great. That being said I was there on a Monday night, so I'm pretty sure they didn't have their best girls out on the stage. The…

I went with some guys during a work trip. It was my first time to a strip club and I don't think I will ever waste my time or money on one…

I used to b a regular at the club ATLEAST once every weekend. Ive been there 5x since the new management.. I was there Sun, the final appreciation night n I'll…

This place is just weird - I really don't like the scene here. It's not unfriendly and it's not scary - I will give it that. And many of the…

Been to the club once before, but don't find myself in Des Moines enough to make it too often. The first time I was there they were still selling wristbands at…

A very curious place for me. I immediately spied a dancer named Mallory who was my type. She went up on stage and I tipped her and was definitely interested…

Visited some buddies in Des Moines, so of course we hit the 'Yard. Difficult to find stage seats on the weekend, especially when people "save" their seats for an hour.…

This is a very good club to spend your night and your dollars. Everytime when I am in the Des Moines area I would visit this one at least on night. THe…

This club is huge, 3 stages were going. It's kinda like a waterfall, a pair or so of dancers at the top and work their way down every 3 songs to the…

A seemingly slow night with few patrons and dancers but girls seemed all cute. Had one private dance that was pretty good and then watched dancers for the next hour without a…

I had never been to the Lumber Yard before, A couple of locals at a sports bar recomended the place. The main room is large and open. There are three stages that waterfall…

Stopped by here on a Sunday night around 11pm last month and wasnt to crowded obviously because of the night we went on. There were about 5 dancers and about 10…

Driving in heavy snow, my buddy & I STILL decided to stop at the Lumber Yard from the highway. 2-for-1 on Tuesday was key. The place didn't have many customers because it…

My first visit to the lumberyard since the smoking ban. Nice to not reek of smoke when I came out of there, but somehow the place seemed less wholesome. Maybe…

I remember coming here several years ago and thinking this was a great place. Maybe its because I came in on a weeknight, but it wasn't so great on Thursday.…

Went to the Lumberyard on a recent Monday night. First time visit. I was surprised and dismayed by the smoke--it was literally black in there. I am not a…

Stopped by the Yard on a Tuesday night. Dances are 2 for 1 on Tuesday night. Dances run 25 per song, so you get 2 for 25! The girls…

I had a very short but satisfying visit to the LY on a recent Thursday night. It was about 11pm when I got there. I was surprised by the abundance…

I wonder if the Yard hasn't gone down hill in the past couple years. Went on a Friday night and the girls just weren't as high quality as they used to…

Went to Lumber Yard on a Tuesday nite. Dances were 2 for 1 for $25. Plenty of good mileage, depending on the girl. Most of the girls ranged from…

Spent about 4 hours here on 1/18; I like that they've expanded their hours to 5am. There must've been at least 35 dancers working: I only left the tip rail once…

This is Magda Carter, a woman who visits strip clubs throughout the world and writes reviews for other women. The Lumberyard is a large, all-nude, all-female, BYOB facility with three levels of…