Went to the Lumberyard on a...

Went to the Lumberyard on a recent Monday night. First time visit. I was surprised and dismayed by the smoke--it was literally black in there. I am not a smoker, and in Minnesota you can't smoke, so that part turned me off.

They have the lights turned way down. You can hardly see the dancers on stage, which was a bummer. There were several very hot young women--lots of nines.

I talked to a nice young dancer to get the lay of the land and the rules. She explained the VIP room, and the regular private rooms. I opted for a private room dance, and headed down with a gorgeous brunette. The private rooms are just small couches separated by walls. Not bad though because it is so dark.