The Lumber Yard in Des Moines...

The Lumber Yard in Des Moines is a fun club to go to. The dancers were predominantly white (two black girls the night I was there) and all are very friendly. Its a BYOB club which was different for a strip club. I recall the cover was $10 but my buddy covered it so I'm not positive, but that is very close. We got ice for our table to cover the beer we brought in in a "bowl" type configuration on each of the tables.. Very inexpensive and the dancers began to stop by almost immediately after we got set up. Offered several of them a beer and they all declined and I am not sure if that's a club policy or not.

The talent level was very good. Nearly all were in very good shape and the beauty of midwest clubs is that nearly all of them are "natural" ladies.

There are varying levels of vip experiences but the private room is the only room I went to for private laps. Very liberal with the hands. No kitty and no anal but all else free to roam on a girl by girl basis. I would chat with them ahead of getting into the vip room to confirm their personal rules and boundaries. None of them misled me and I had a great time in there. Often throughout the evening they had vip room specials which were two songs for $20, but usually it was $20 a song or three for $50.

Sat on sniffers row for a while to make the money last a bit longer and treated well by the ladies for several singles in tips. Nice to use the 'row' to scout who you might like to take back.

All in all, I'd recommend a stop at the Lumberyard when in Des Moines. Its off the beaten trail but easier with a garmin. Enjoy!