Visited some buddies in Des Moines,...

Visited some buddies in Des Moines, so of course we hit the 'Yard. Difficult to find stage seats on the weekend, especially when people "save" their seats for an hour. I understand that its necessary to go outside and smoke, but not to go sit at your table. We had words with a biker crew over it. Lots of dancers, only a few were lap dance worthy in my opinion though. One buddy also got into it with a dancer over a comment she overheard, so we had some discussions with security as well. This is a good place to hang out with friends, not a lot of people there by themselves. We did have a good time, but mainly due to the altercations we had. And any time is better with naked women surrounding you.