The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

Tried the lumberyard this week to...

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robbierob07
Sep 17, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Tried the lumberyard this week to try something different from the beach club. This place is clearly the premier club in the area, but unfortunately all of the girls working there act like it. But before getting into that I will say that the club itself is fairly nice and very large, with three levels of stages that gave customers a lot of areas to sit and get good views of the dancers. And the dancers were mostly in the 7-9 range, with all sorts of body types to suit most preferences. Not much ethnic diversity though.

However the overall vibe of the club felt more "give us all your money now" than "come in and have a good time". The dj constantly made comments like threatening to close stages if he didn't see more money being thrown, or berating customers for sitting at tables instead of at the stage. And this attitude came from the dancers themselves who would make comments like "I think being naked on the stage deserves more than a $2 tip". Or when getting a lap dance a girl would spend the entire time trying to convince you to go into VIP. I know the girls are there to make money from me, but I don't need to be reminded of that constantly. That type of stuff just killed my vibe and I left slightly frustrated. Honestly don't think I'll be going back for a while. I prefer less pushy establishments.

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