The LumberYard

I've been to this club a handful of times and it really is one of the most easy going strip club I've ever been to. Located in an industrial park area. From the…

I visited on a Tuesday night after midnight. Cover was $10. Tuesdays are great because they offer two for one dances. The stage is huge and the seating is…

Went to the Lumberyard on a Thursday night approximately 1 month ago. I arrived around 9:30pm and stayed for an hour or 2. The parking lot was nearly empty. The place is…

Decided to give the Lumberyard a try after i got a little bored with the scene at Beach Girls. My last several visits at the "Yard" were not great and i havent…

I was passing through Des Moines and decided to try out the Lumberyard. It was a quiet Monday Night with 3 girls working. The place is easy to find, free parking, and…

Buddy and I went to the Lumberyard on a Thursday night approximately 1 month ago. We arrived around 10pm and stayed for a couple of hours. The parking lot was nearly…

I haven’t reviewed this place in years. I don’t usually review a place twice, but its been a while. Location is on the edge of town. Fortunately all of…

The club is in an industrial park area, not too far from the interstate. Parking lot is well lit. Big building, and a lot of space inside. For the Tuesday night i…

Outside - Big parking lot, seemed fairly well lit. Big building, well-maintained for the most part, but the entrance was showing some age and wear. The entry itself is a little…

I have been to this club on the Friday evening.the Friday vibe was not there. it is a BYOD (bring your own drink) type. the cover was $5 since I went around…

So I was I the area finishing dinner and decided to try out the Lumber Yard for a few hours before meeting a friend for the KU game at a different…

Been around 8 months since I'd been back here and was curious to see what had changed. Not too impressed. I always check the roster on their website and but this night…

Since Tuesday is 2-for-1 night, I expected to see more than eight dancers and more than 20 customers in a club that could accommodate 300 on multi-level stages and seating, but that…

Visited the club on a Thursday night, arrived just before 7. Place is extremely large, not brightly lit (enough to see, but dark enough for discretion), clean but not exactly upscale. It's…

My wife and I were in the Des Moines, IA area for the night visiting from MN and we decided to venture out and try a new club based on the reviews…

First time visit. I was in town for a friend's wedding and a couple of us went out the night before. We couldn't stay out too late because of a…

I have never been able to check out Des Moines-area strip clubs on previous visits in town, so I took advantage of some solo evening downtime this past weekend to go nudie…

Paul Bunyan would be proud. I came in on a tuesday night around midnight. No cover. Plenty of parking. Seems like an alright area. Walk in. Place is like a fucking ware…

I was in that neck of the woods for work the week before Christmas. This is a BYOB club. So means bring in your own liquor and they will supply you with…

I flew in on a Monday night and had some time to kill and decided to run back by this spot, I rolled in at around 8pm paid a nominal cover and…

Went to The Lumberyard recently to watch the Amatuer Night contest. Me and a buddy arrived just as the show started. Since we arrived just after it started, we didn't…

I had not been to the original Lumberyard in a while and I happened to be in town and had some free time on a Sunday evening so I stopped by.…

On a rare Friday night a couple of months ago, my younger brother and I were hanging out at the Prairie Meadows Casino. At some point he said, “we should go…

I unfortunately visited the Lumberyard again this past week after a really substandard experience back in mid May. Why you ask? I almost asked myself the same thing the next morning.…

The place is out in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of town and is a big building with a large parking lot. You go in and pay a $10-15…

I found myself in Des Moines on a Friday night. Having never been to an Iowa strip club, I thought I would knock one more state off my list. Arrived about 10…

I arrived late on overnight driving trip, actually, about 2am, just as some frat guys were climbing out of uber with a case of cheap beer. As seems typical in Iowa, club…

Had a couple hours to spare. They just opened so it was $5 to get in. Dances were also 2 for 1, $40 for nude. Rules were explained to me as can…

The club itself seems to be in a generally safe area of town and the lighting inside is dim enough that some discretion can be had. When I went it was not…

This was not the place for me, but could be a good place for lots of guys. If you are a guy who likes to go to a club in a tee…

So this is a regular club when I’m in Des Moines. It was a Tuesday night, so not as many dancers and in fact the club was pretty emptied out of people…

Went in around 8:00 on a Saturday night. Cover charge was $15. You are allowed to bring in your own alcohol, so stopping at a liquor store before hand is…

Located in a decent area of town and not to far from other stip clubs. Cover was $10 when I went in and there was enough dancers to keep 2 stages going.…

I had not been to the Lumber Yard for a while, and my wife recently started going out with me to clubs. Decided to take her. We had a great time,…

If you're planning on coming out of state to work at this place I would definitely would not recommend!! the staff is absolutely rude walking in the door your first day, even…

I’ve visited here a few times. The dancers are a good mix of ethnicity. Most girls are at least a 7 and up. A few 9s for sure. There’s a cover at the…

For some reason clubs in Des Moines seem hard to find (meaning they are off the beaten path). The Lumber Yard in Des Moines is no exemption.....it is tucked away in…

The club was actually very clean and orderly. The initial entrance did seem a bit ghetto, but besides that the building was good. It was clean all around and the clients seem…

So i went in early. I had driven from CO, which was about 700 miles and had another 400 the next day to go. It was an amateur night according…

Went back to the old Lumber Yard. They should call this the "Lumbar" yard. Three levels of stages, and there were about 15 girls working. Most of them were…

I returned to Des Moines a couple weeks ago, and decided to go to The Lumberyard for the night with a couple of friends. I have visited the place once or twice…

There were more dancers than customers. All of the dancers I saw were hotter and younger than average. There were a couple of blonde white girls in their early 20s…

Parking - free. Lots of it Cover - $10 ( i think ). May have been 15 BYOB. Tip - sit at a table just back from the top stage. There are…

This was my first visit to the Lumber Yard in over a year. It is a huge club with 3 levels, but during the time I was there, they only had the…

This club is HUGE. It's a big hall with chairs and tables all along the wall. The middle part is full of stages on multiple levels. So if you want a touch-free…

Was in Des Moines this past Saturday night and thought I would visit the Lumberyard with a good friend of mine. Overall the club is a nice atmosphere very large with…

I am traveling through the area and decided to stop here for something to do. $15 cover and walk in and it is much bigger than it looks from the outside. Only…

Lumberyard is the best you will do in Des Moines. Quite a few cute dancers, no real 10s but no 2-3s either. Lap dance mileage will vary but I recommend the $25…

Had visited this club once before and had a pretty good time so thought I would drop by again when driving through Des Moines. Arrived in early evening on a Tuesday. BYOb…

This club has a decent amount of young, cute dancers. Unfortunately, they seem to spend too much time in the dressing room or hanging out with drug dealers (only a guess). In…

Visited around 10:00 pm on a Thursday. Decent number of dancers, half of whom were around the 8 mark. Club is laid out on various tiers with the main stage…

I've been to the lumber yard a few times. The girls are very pretty but sometimes are not very social. Private lap dances are $25 and VIP dances are $40. The girls…

This was my first time at the Lumber Yard in years. I was travelling through the area and ended up staying at one of the hotels right off of 35/80, but…

I visited Lumberyard last saturday around 10 pm. The club was getting busy. There were around 15 to 25 dancers by 10.30 pm. Half of the girls looked good.some 7's and 8's…

I came here on a Friday night for the first time to lumberyard. It was fairly busy and there were a lot of girls present. Half the dancers are pretty good looking…

The Lumberyard is a great strip club. My wife and I went on a Tuesday night and had a wonderful time. The girls are very nice and very sexy. They love when…

Last time was my third time going to this place and it was certainly a fun experience. The place wasn't very busy despite the large amount of cars outside but there was…

I have visited The Lumber Yard in Cedar Rapids and figured I'd give their Des Moines location a try. I've been there a couple times now. The couple of times I've gone,…

Being a student at one of the local colleges in the area I decided Togo to the lumberyard as it seemed to have the best reputation of any club in the Des…

Great club - Stopped in on a Tuesday evening after seeing an ad that they offered 2 for 1 dances. Wondered if this included private dances as well....and sure enough it…

$10 cover, but had to wait a few minutes for the gal to even show up to take my money. Inside, this place is sort of barn like; very big and…

In town for business, decided to stop in. Nice place, lots of dancers, and a lot of sexy ladies. Had a couple of private dances, they had 2for1 paid for that, but wasn't…

I've been a regular at this club for a year and a half, and always have a good time. Look up Sephora, cute little lady. More on her later. The place has…

You gotta catch this girl when she's there because she's easily the best they have: friendly, hot, and can dance like none other I've seen and I've been to clubs from Indiana…

Lumberyard in Des Moines has a decent setup. Three stages going on a Saturday night, after 10:00 pm. Girls get full nude pretty quickly on stage one if anyone is tipping.…

Visited on a Friday at about 8:00 pm and stayed a couple hours. Around 10 girls dancing. Couple of good looking ladies, Celene and Winry in particular. Rest were average. Got a…

made another visit to the lumberyard this week. Quite a number of attractive ladies were working. Recieved dances from Montana, an attractive brunette, who while good kept pressing for a…

Stopped by on a quick trip to Des Moines. The hustle for private dances wasn't too pushy tonight, everyone seemed very relaxed. I stayed back off the rail and…

Stopped in here for the first time during a business trip. It's not very busy and they only had one stage going. Most of the girls were very pushy for…

It was opening night of the NFL season, so since I was in Des Moines, I thought the Lumberyard would be a good choice to watch the game and some good looking…

Decent setup for the Lumberyard, especially for a busy weekend. Three stages, but each is at a different level, so you cannot really see them all from any one seat, but…

I have only just starting visiting clubs with more regularity over the past 1-2 years. I've been traveling a lot for work and been able to see lots of different club types.…

This is a BYOB club. which means bring in your own beer or booze and they will give you the set ups (soda and juices). The layout of the…

This is a fairly large building. With the center stage being two polls that a dancer will use going through her routine. Which is usually 2 songs. A private…