The LumberYard

It's so sad! This used to be a great club, absolutely full of dimes walking around. No longer! I hadn't been to the Lumberyard in almost a year, but I had a…

Big barn of a place. I was in on a recent weeknight with a small crowd. In this big building it seemed empty and energy was low. They have…

Had not been in this club in over two years as my business geography had changed. So, on a recent vacation (Two weeks ago) , I had the opportunity to re-visit…

This is a little dated but I was there on a Wednesday night after Labor Day. Large club with several dance areas. They have ice barrels built into the tables…

Had a great time last weekend, tons of girls (working as well as in the crowd). As always they were pulling girls from the crowd onto the stage to undress them…

Was passing through and stopped in. Big place, big crowd. I think 3 stages going. Good variety of gals mostly pretty young but that fit the crowd. Crowd pretty rowdy too. Didn't…

Stopped by this place about three weeks ago just because it was close to my hotel. I was kinda uncomfortable about the fact that they scan your driver's license at the front…

I had not been to the Lumber Yard for quite a while so I tried it out about a week ago on a Tuesday. Tuesday is their 2 for Tuesday when private…

Went to TLY on a Tuesday nite. It was 2-for-1 dances. The interior of this place is big with three different stages, all on different levels. I give this…

I visited on 2-for-1 Tuesday for about 4 hours. They had 9 dancers on the early shift and and 20 on the late shift. About 60% have enhanced tits so you have…

This place is great! There were five stages and a shower stage. The club had a lot of dancers and very reasonable prices. The private dances were 25 and well worth it.…

I agree that this is a great club. The only downside that I see is that it is too big on slower nights. I have had a lot of fun…

One of the best clubs I've been to. Went here on business recently and wasn't honestly expecting much from Des Moines. I was absolutely wrong. I went with a couple coworkers…

Went to the Lumber Yard on Thursday with a friend, this was my first visit to this club. $10 cover to get in. This club is also BYOB. They…

Had another chance to visit the 'yard on a recent Tuesday night. I arrived about 11 pm and the place was pretty quieit. Gigi had just left so I got…

Large sized club, byob. Went on a Wednesday night about 11pm. There were about 20 girls working, and I didn't see anything less than a 6-7; lots of bolt-on tits.…

This is the first time I've been there in over a year. It's a huge place with lots of beautiful ladies. It does tend to have a party atmosphere.…

Stopped in last night for the first time there in a long time... way too long, but I had some extra money, and it was 2 for Tuesday, so I figured what…

I have been trying to get to the LY for a long time...finally made it last Saturday night. Overall, I'm sorry to report that I was disappointed and did not have…

You would never expect to find a Vegas size club like this in a backwater like Des Moines, but here it is. 4 stories tall, 3 level stage & it probably holds…

Great party atmosphere. This place is packed on weekends, especially after 10. So get there early if you want a seat, even away from the stage. Tons of girls,…

The Lumber Yard had a multileveled stage that allowed for many strippers to be active at once. You have to bring in your own beer so there is a cover charge…

I've dropped my rating to 8 from my previous review where I rated it a 9. They still have some drop-dead gorgeous dancers and many with average looks but they seem to…

I went in here on a Sunday night. Well it was slow so having a girl to your self was easy. For being such a slow night, the girls were…

I was in town and went there in the afternoon. I have always thought that daytime is the best time, and this was no exception. The girls were irregular, which…

Went here on a Wednesday night. This place is very large with 3 stages that are tiered on 3 different levels. You can take a balcony seat and see all…

I'm getting more and more tired of the young crowd that comes to this club. I came in tonight hoping to see 2 ladies, but only got to see Gigi. Still as…

I visited Lumberyard on a Thursday evening 8:00 pm until about midnight. On Thursdays girls get in for free so I was hoping for lots of girls-gone-wild action and I wasn't disappointed.…

Stopped in for a couple hours last night to see if any of my favorites were there. Sadly they werent, but did unexpectedly see an old friend there, so that more than…

Tried out The Lumber Yard a couple of times the last month or so. They have a few nice specials going on rite now. For instance Monday's are Movie…

I checked out the Lumberyard last weekend. Of course it was packed. They are adding some more stages to the place. It already has 3 stages and a shower…

Lots of women and, since it's a big place, not too crowded or too smokey. I have been to clubs all over the country, and this once is great because it is…

I hadn't been to any Des Moines clubs before visiting The Lumber Yard (TLY) last week. TLY is a very large building, with an architecturally pleasing three-level design. There were…

I hit here on a Monday last September. Let me just state that this has to be the most vertical strip club that I've ever seen, literally, and ought to be renamed the…

Stopped in yesterday to check out the new early opening schedule and also to have a bite to eat. They had 3 dancers there, and I took a chance and had a…

This is a huge place on the north edge of Des Moines. I have been there a few times and they have never had a bad looking girl. Some of…

Pretty cool place. Very large building but not a cold atmosphere. I liked it and will return. BYOB and a twelve dollar cover with a "special feature" dancer who…

In town for business and this just happened to be one of the best clubs I've ever been to. The evening started off very slow (around 9:00) with only the top…

Went to The Lumberyard for New Year's Eve. They had 5 live bands, and there was some pyrotechnics, but the big ball in the center didn't work at midnight! oh well.…

Stepped in tonight and had an average experience. The dancer I had wanted to see wasnt there tonight, but still a decent show by all the ladies which of course, is the…

Stopped in last week and had a good time. Didnt see my favorite but had a few dances in the VIP room with XXXena and a duo of August and a girl…

Visited on a Thursday evening and it was a fun place. Very large BYOB place so you can bring your own beer or by soft drinks from vending machine for $2. Dancers…

Stopped in the other night for the first time in well over a year and was plesantly surprized. Saw one of my old time favorites; Sydney, which was my reason for going…

My first review of The Lumberyard, soon after they opened a couple or three years ago, was quite pessimistic. HOW WRONG I WAS. This place has turned in to a…

This club still has some of the best looking ladies in the Midwest....it is to bad the club feels like your sitting in an airport hanger which does little to make it…

A 3 for this club seems very fair and perhaps generous. The following reasons provide for the rating: The club has three different levels, actually two full levels (the upper and lower) and…

This is a club to go and have a fun night out. With the three stages there are more then enough girls dancing at a time you won't get tired of…

I went there last night. This is certainly the biggest club I have visited in my years of attending strip clubs. They had 45 dancers and they paraded them all…