The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

A very curious place for me....

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paulrevere
Feb 3, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

A very curious place for me. I immediately spied a dancer named Mallory who was my type. She went up on stage and I tipped her and was definitely interested in some dances. She seemed sort of ditzy - I had to really specifically say 'Yes - let's go' to get her to go. She had a perfect body for lap dancing and was a great grinder. It was a Tuesday and 2 for 1 and I spent $150 on 12 very high mileage dances - she almost got me off, but, alas, almost is almost.

So why the average rating? Mostly because there is no interaction with the dancers beyond when they are on stage or doing a private dance. They just don't hang out with you at all. While I am physically oriented, I like spending my money on a dancer I actually like. I like a place I can hang out with someone on a night I don't want to have a lot of dances. Most clubs are like that - this club is not and it is just too weird of a vibe for me - I asked her if we could just chat and, of course, we could just chat but that was the same as a dance, which is totally bogus. It left me feeling ripped off.

And what is the thing in Iowa about no kissing? Girls are not into kissing here at all, although some let you kiss their bodies. This girl didn't even give me the obligatory stripper kiss at the end. So, in the end, though I would say she was an 8 physically and gave exceptional mileage in the traditional lap dance sense, I was just left flat and feeling ripped off.

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