The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

The Lumberyard was rather disappointing tonight....

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TheAdvisor
May 22, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

The Lumberyard was rather disappointing tonight. Alot of fat bottom girls, not my thing. There were a couple of lookers, Sapphire and Stacy. I was able to get a dance with Stacy but it was nothing special.<br>

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I never liked the layout of this club. Plus it always too dark. It would be nice to be able to see the girls, but maybe that's their intention.<br>

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Plus getting ice from the bouncer/staff was a chore. The guy came right over to my table, saw I has no ice and did nothing. Had to go request the ice and he showed up after stopping to have a conversation with a dancer. Not impressive! This place seems very hit and miss with an emphasis on the miss.

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