I have found Nirvana in Des...

I have found Nirvana in Des Moines! Well, not really but I did find my first perfect dancer, ever. I will not describe the club again but it is a decent, big place. It is BYOB and beer only which I dislike because you end up carrying your bag everywhere with you, total pain in the ass. But the girls get fully naked on stage so there is a trade off. Tuesday is two fer one private dances and well worth it. The girls give nice two way contact except under the G string. It is topless only in the private dance area but more is promised in the vastly overpriced VIP ($200 for 15 minutes). Didn't waste the cash on that. The dance hustle is pretty regular but the girls are all real nice about it, it is Iowa, after all. Most of the girls working were passable 5s and up, with a couple of 8-9s in the mix. Many of the girls had a weird smell also, not bad, but like they shared a perfume that didn't smell good (at least to me). If anyone from the club reads this I heard two other guys mention it too, maybe a new scent is in order. All in all it is a great club and I would certainly return if in the area.

Oh, and then there is Amber. She is a true 10 in every respect. I normally do about 2 dances with a girl and that's enough, pretty sure I did 10 with Amber. I have never had guys cheer me on when going back with a dancer, they did with this one. I never even saw her on stage, she would go in and out of privates so fast I didn't even see her working the floor. She slid up to my right elbow as I was sitting at the center stage, asked for a dance, and I was DONE. I am no gushing newbie but DAMN, this girl is fine. Much as I tried I could not find a flaw. And when she got comfortable it was unbelievable. No extras were offered or even hinted at and she never mentioned VIP, but she must make so much in privates that there's no time for the VIP hustle. I am very thankful for all the mediocre lap dances I have endured up till now, because if she was one of my first, I would never be happy again, no doubt.