It has been awhile since I...

It has been awhile since I was in a club anywhere and have never visited one in Iowa. Well I found myself on a business trip to Des Moines and had some time to kill and how could I turn down a club that has the motto “where real men go to get wood”. The club was nice enough; I would have to say about average.

The club is BYOB – which I did not know beforehand, so I just ended up with a soda. I sat and watched for a bit, most of the dancers came up to me and made small talk tying to talk me into private dances, but although they were nice to look at none of them would really get my lumber off the cart. As with many clubs the majority of the dancers are young and skinny.

After an hour or so I was ready to give up – although the dancers were nice to look at – they just did not interest me enough to part with some hard earned money. Then she took the stage – oh my just a bit older and some real meat on her bones – not fat by any means – but some very nice natural curves. Well she noticed that I did not take my eyes off her – and of course I wanted to get to know her better.