Ellemon

I only tip for extras. I hate it when a dancer asks for a tip though, and its always the ones who give the worst dances. That is when I like to see their face when I inform them of the conditions for which I tip.

I used to live in a city where I apparently had a "twin". Another guy who looked just like me and was also a strip club monger. I would get mistaken for him all the time both in and out of clubs. The worst though was at one club he apparently had a favorite who reeked of bad coffee, it just oozed from her pores. As soon as I would walk in she would be attached to me, asking when I was ready for my dances, and vag blocking all the other dancers. I tried to be a little rude so that she would get the hint. She would occasionally tell me "Why is it sometimes you're really nice, and other times you ignore me?" She talked about the extras that she had provided "me" but I could never take her up on it, she just smelled way too bad.