I was at The Lumber Yard...
I was at The Lumber Yard at the beginning of October, big storms a-brewing in the area, but I still made it in on a Monday night. I'm not from the area but I was still greeted by one of the dancers as I paid my admission. She was a full-bodied blonde, on the short side, cute, with the right curves, and seemed a lot of fun. As she complimented me, she said she was starving and was headed out to get food but hoped to see me when she came back. That took a while, and I sat by the stage with a water bottle (I was alone, and driving myself). I sat there to watch quite a few ladies undress all the way throughout three songs. People were slow to tip, and the DJ was trying to get people to do so. I did tip but not outrageously. Only one dancer caught my eye while I waited from my curvy friend. I started speaking to this girl, who was very slim and tall, almost Polynesian looking, but it turned out she was latina. I asked about the dance prices and I must have bought two nude ones ($35 each, I think, at least). It was pricey and more than I'm used to, but really wanted to see her in full glory. As nice as she was, I was a bit disappointed. The private area was full of booths that were not very private at all, and it was so dark I could barely see her. I made some conversation with her that suggested some potential if I got to know the girl better, but all a bit vague, and I had to bolt town early next morning, so I called it a night, as my curvy blonde friend was busy chatting up several regulars on my way out.
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