The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

I've been to this club twice....

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amesfellow
Oct 17, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

I've been to this club twice. Both times on a Sunday, so you can take that for what it's worth. Too wide open for my tastes. A giant lumberyard, no kidding. They've got three huge screens in the back which can sometimes distract you from the dancers. The first time I visited, the girls there were doing a good job of making rounds. I kind of liked that, it's easy to say no to say no if you're not hip to the girl. But the second time, the few girls there were all sat at one table. And they were keeping the same girl on stage too long (3-4 songs in a row). Never noticed any eye-popping hotties. I got one dance and was surprised when the girl almost immediately took my hands and laid them on her breasts. (I've since visited a couple other clubs nearby and noticed that seems to be the norm here.) They have an cozy, enclosed space in the back, which definitely beats open couches. And you get good grind, but at $25 it's not a bargain. I also got some push to go VIP (at $200+) where "it's a lot more private and there are no cameras". Somehow, I doubt it's worth it. Overall, just OK. Your better off at the Minx Palace just down the road.

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I've been to this club twice....