Had some time and heard the...

Had some time and heard the commercials about The LumberYard. I'm originally from SoCal so I probably was expecting way too much. Disappointing on several fronts. Dancers are average but have an attitude they are a 10. Lap dances are un-sensual, uninspired, routine. Had 3 lap dances and two of the girls were skanky, too sweaty (If you're making $1000+ a night you can take 10 minutes to rinse off every now and then, Honey).

After my last lap dance I sat at the front row around the lower dance floor (they have multiple dance floors, very cool). 3 or 4 dancers did their thing, I chose who I gave a bill to and who I didn't, no problem. Next a nasty one started dancing. I leaned back in my seat and looked toward another dancer on another stage. When the nasty one started dancing in front of me I looked up and said "No thanks". She continued for a few seconds then leaned toward me and said "wheres my tip". I told her I wasn't interested but thank you. She said if I sit in the front row I have to tip ALL dancers or she would have me thrown out. I got up and walked out the door. Haven't been back and won't ever go back.