The Crazy Horse

two visits....one day and one night. I had a better time in the day time visit. the cover is higher at night, even despite the coupon they give you to…

Went back for a visit last night after a long absence. The place has cleaned up a little bit, but has also upped its prices from what it used to be.…

The club setup, as discussed in previous reviews, is nutty. The inside is a little trashy. The neighborhood is classic SF. There are randoms walking the streets no matter where you are.…

I only had time in SF for one club. After reading the reviews online, I decided to stop by here. I visited on a Thursday evening. Odd layout, with…

This club is based around a centre stage which you throw one dollar bills onto while a girl undresses. If you throw more than two dollars at once it seems the girl…

Went in on a Wednesday night. This place is more like a peep show than a strip club. First you have to get drinks out of a machine, there are…

Went on a Tue night. They has a cover special - you get a coupon for free admission on another day. (I checked out the website first, but it seems…

went to CH on a Friday afternoon. a few hot girls working...got an LD in the main back room. good grind from an 8. this place gets very busy on Friday/Sat night…

Once again this place comes through. A big thumbs up for CHT. Yes to all the issues, the location is seedy and a bit scary, the facility is old and…

In SF for business - mid week, walked over to Crazy Horse from the hotel since it was only 5 or 6 blocks, never do that again. Really seedy area after dark…

The club doesn't look like much from the outside, and the interior isn't any great shakes either, but the girls here make the Crazy Horse a top club anywhere. All shapes and…

Compared to clubs I'm used to in L.A. and N.Y., this place is dumpy as hell. Sketchy neighborhood of street hustlers, tacky day-glo interior, fraying-at-the-edges decor -- this place is your…

Was there in a Monday evening. 12 girls working, probably 15 customers. $25 cover charge to get in. I usually walk here from the Union Sq hotels, and the…

Stopped by CH in early January and had just a great time overall. I went on a Tuesday afternoon/early evening, which isn't prime time at CH, but does allow for a slower…

The Crazy Horse is by far the most customer friendly club in S.F. For the most part the girls are low key, in that they don't hustle you. Being a nude club…

I had another good time there, even though it was a slow night (Thursday). The stage intro was good fun as always. Two girls came closer than the average. Later, while staying…

I was in SFO this week for a biotech meeting. I have visited many of the clubs in the city over the years, but had never made it to CH. I…

I had low expectations for this place as everything about it looks sketchy --- esp. the sketchy location and club appearance. But this place has a lot to offer.…

Not bad at Crazy Horse last night. Came in around 8p.m., only about 8 - 10 girls working, and most of them not too pretty. Got mildly hustled by a brunette who…

After a short visit to MBOT, I trekked down the hill to Crazy Horse. Ah, the walk... I don't think I've ever encountered so many homeless people on O'Farrel. They were like…

I think Crazy Horse may still be my favorite SF club. But as with any club, your experience depends a lot on the particular girl or girls you encounter. On…

Just got back from a very enjoyable couple of hours at Crazy Horse. Got there about 9:45; there were about 20 guys there, but there were still seats free in the…

Was in San Francisco on business recently. Went here and it was definitely a place I would go back to. The only negative to this place for me is that the area…

Went to CH last night. Pretty disappointing overall. The potential was great, but the selection of dancers was very limited. At 7pm there were only about ten available and…

I went to this club a couple of times during a recent business trip to SF. First visit was late on a Sunday night the other was on a Wed night, niether…

Checked this place out after reading the reviews. Everything other reviews said is true - slightly shady neighborhood (but not as bad as expected - no prob walking by myself at…

Went to CH on a Friday in the late afternoon. I found parking on Mission St and walked up a block. Paid the entrance fee and found a seat up…

A club I keep coming back to, but it all depends on the night, and how the girls might be feeling. This club does offer a little bit for everyone.…

been a while for me goin to a club...couple of buds were in the area and wanted to check out some spot so we headed to CH...had a good time considering...the girls…

That was my first time ever going to a strip club. My friends brought me to the Crazy Horse for my bachelor party night. We were there around midnight on a Saturday.…

The Crazy Horse is a fully nude independent San Francisco strip club located at 980 Market Street. This is where Market Street starts to get sketchy, there's a lot of homeless…

Kind of a mix between an old-fashioned nudie movie theater and a strip club. Girls dance on a long catwalk, but the real action comes from the girls who circulate and…

Generally a good mix of women here. Last friday I got a special treat though - there were two chicks visiting the club with their boyfriends, and the strippers managed to…

Was there on a Tuesday night - sketchy area of town not far from Moscone. $25 entry - pretty steep. The seating is just strange - theater seats surrounding a…

One of the better independant clubs in SF. Price ranges from $15 - 25 to get in, depending on the time you go in. It is less expensive earlier in…

Went here about three weeks ago. The area around the club is a little dicey if you are not used to being in a major city. make sure you are…

I was supposed to meet a friend for lunch but the guy bagged on me. I thought what the hell. I'm in the city. Let's just make the day of it at…

A usual around this club but wanted to submit a review. Went in on a 4/26 expecting a quiet night and some quality time with Cassandra but was surprised to find no…

Arrived at the club about 30 minutes before shift change on a Thursday night. Just as at most clubs, the night shift appears to be on average almost 2 points higher…

In general, over the last few years SF clubs have gone downhill dramatically as they've basically consolidated to one major operator and a couple of smaller ones. While the scene in…

I visited this club expecting to be disappointed, but was pleasantly surprised. Although the extreme milage of certain Houston and Seattle clubs is not available, this club more than…

A bit on the expensive side, but I find many of the girls very hot. A lap dance, clothed, is $20, and this is in a public area. For about 80-100, one…

I caught Jenna & Courtney on my business trip there. It's always a great time spending an hour. Got a lapdance from Courtney and she was really into it.…

Stopped by earlier this week to catch the house feature of Mercedes and Mykel. Mercedes has been one of my favorites for a while, and Mykel is growing on me. They do…

I found myself with time to spare on a Monday afternoon and decided to drop by and check out the Crazy Horse. The walk from the Moscone Center takes you through a…

Been there before; went again; glad I did. I'll do it again. I actually went a couple of nights in a row. The first night was interesting, would up spending time…

I've reviewed the Crazy Horse before, but it's changed a bit since then. A few things: 1. They now have the token machines, but the girls don't like to use them,…

Based on the reviews, I went to this club Monday night while in SF on business. I imagine it would be a nice place had it not been for a very…

Well I owning get dances when I'm in town from Tiffany on the M-Fr day shift. She is a tiny bubbly Asian with cute perky fake ones. She'll take you to the…

Went back to this place back in August. The thing to remember about this place is that the talent levels vary with the performers. They actually have a website where you can…

Went in around 11:50 PM on a Tuesday night. The crowd was very light, maybe 20 people. Approximately 10-12 dancers were there. I had been to CH once a…

I drove into town on a Friday, specifically to catch the Kira Kener show down the street. Ended up catching the Kaylani Lei show at CH. I didn't even know she…

If you are thinking that this is like the Las Vegas CH2, you'll be disappointed. The decor, girls and the whole atmosphere is a lot lower class... the only good thing…

Caught the feature show of Nautica Thorn last week - one of the best features I've ever seen. Excellent use of multiple toys was mind-blowing. Unlike many features she also smiled and…

Interesting club in a rough part of town. Just down the road from LA girls and the Market Street Theatre. Easy to get to from BART, MUNI, or any other…

There is always good talent here and, while the layout is unusual, you can use the layout to make a wise choice of partner. You can have a good time with…

Made a visit last Sunday. Got to the CH around 7:30 and it seemed that it had just opened. I've been before, about a year ago. I'm not from the area, but…

went in last monday - $20 cover. Saw an incredible (9) black woman named Brazil dance, who I had had a perfect PS with in the past. She took me back and…

Stopped in a few days ago. Cover was $20 at 5:30. Most of the dancers ere Asian. Got a LD from Kayla. Was fairly bring (as noted bu…

Visited Crazy Horse on 9/21/06. It had been about 3 years since I'd been here. Really, not a whole lot has changed. I even recognized 2 or 3 of…

It's been almost a year since I have been there, and while the it looks the same physically. They added a token system. You deposit $20 bills into a machine…

The previous poster did a good job describing the lay-out w/ the theater type chairs. The girls do 2 song sets on stage. First topless, 2nd nude. Went on…

Went on a Tuesday afternoon, with a $20 cover. Extremely garish inside, a long theater type structure longer than wide, with a very high ceiling. From the back to about…

Had a great time there last week. Got dances from Mercedes and Destiny - both were excellent, although I would have to rate Mercedes slightly higher. The inhouse feature with Mercedes and…

I was at the Crazy Horse again recently. I still like this club a lot. Most of the dancers are hot, and the ones who are not are friendly and…

I won't go into more detail about the layout of the club since that's been reviewed to death. So, I was excited about getting to go to a club in a city where…

First of all, I arrived at Crazy Horse around 1:30 on a Saturday afternoon. I got in for $20. I don't know about the "Editor's Comments" regarding prices. That's OK with…

I visited San Francisco and had some time so went to Crazy Horse on Mission. The area is not the best but it was in the afternoon so had no problems.…

Decided to try the daytime shift to see what that was like. A little uncomfortable slipping into 6th street on a crowded day. Went in and met a 25 year…

If you like uninhibited stageside interaction, good contact basic lap test drive oppurtunities all delivered in a moderately low pressure atmosphere, this is your club. Went Mo. nite 930-1130PM. $25 cover, $2…

it depends on what time of day you go because i've gone during midafternoon and at night, and literally, it's like night and day, no pun intended. no customers are there…

Was in the club for a Friday afternoon. I've been in on afternoons before, and it can be hit or miss. Sometimes on the afternoon, there are not enough girls…

Had a good overall time on uncrowded midweek night. Good stageside interaction, fair diversity of dancers, and at least basic 2 way lap mileage, unobtrusive(almost no) staff, all delivered in unpretentious no-frills…

CH remains my favorite club in SF. Granted, i is in a rather dodgy area, and walking to and back form the club at night is a b it scary. Hopwever, once…

CHT bring you back in because they have great girls and not only that but a little tip money on stage gets you more than a lot of places full lap dance…

Went back to this place again Mar 17th. I keep coming back because the price/value/quality is still one of the best in SF. Sure, there are some uglies... but there…

Made the long trek to the city to see if I could catch one of my old favorites, Leela. Yeah, she could be moody, so I heard. But we always had a…

So I finally made it back to SF in a year. the town is really great and the clubs are better. Looked for this club as I had been there…

The stage configuration of this club is a little strange, basically it's a long runway stage and rows of seats like at a movie theater. The people in the front row…

Visited the Crazy Horse on 4/7/06 to check out Jade Hsu. The house was typically half-full with the stage seats mostly occupied and the back seats mosty empty. A good number of…

Dropped into the CH around dinnertime last night (Wednesday) to see if my pal Mercedes was in town, and POW, there she was, second girl to approach me. This woman is my…

I stopped by here on a recent afternoon, for the first time in a couple of years. It's a little nicer than I remember, but I might just be jaded from…

I was recently at the Crazy Horse. It was a pretty good experience. It was a rainy evening so there weren't many people inside. I gave tips to all…

I had very mixed views about this club. I attented this club last Sat and Sun so im reviewing both nights now. (Note to webmasterflash). I saw Charmane Stars show and it…

This club was the bomb. I checked it out on a Thursday night just to see Charmane Star's show. She was about a half hour or so late, but a lot of…

This club was awesome this time. I went on a Thursday night and the place was pretty packed (not crowded, but busy). There were a large amount of ladies roaming around,…

Had a great time here...didnt expect much but the club was really wild and entertaining here...several high ranking girls always on stage very few girls i didnt find attractive, not too much…

crazy horse is a great club if you don't mind the seedy neighborhood that it is located in. day trips are usually a bit safer but keep in mind it is…

My first time to an SF club and it was just ok. The Crazy Horse is truly a theater with mostly theater style seats as well as stage side seats.…

Got a topless lapdance ($40) from Versace after her two-girl show on the main stage. Pretty boring, just straddled me and grind, that's it. No emotion, no other positions.…

Wow -- I have a new favorite club in town. I'd avoided the CH for years, since parking is terrible and it's in a dodgy neighborhood, but I'd done some shopping at…

I recently visited this club after reading positive reviews and not-so-positive reviews of the MSC across the street. It was late afternoon on a Friday, and the club was mostly empty, except…

This is still my favorite SF club. You can really relax sitting front row at the stage and pay out singles for every song. The girls are 6-10 quality. I went late…

Was in SF on business in mid Nov and stopped in the CH. Easy to find, but Market is a area where you want to walk quickly through. Was there in the…

Went to CH on a Friday night. Place was pretty crowded with quite a few girls working. Sat for a few hours stageside and watched the parade of ladies. All shapes and…

Caught the Stephanie Swift feature, and was quite disappointed by how tame the show was. The closest she got to doing anything interesting was to pull the guys up toward the stage…

Went in on a weekend, it was moderately packed. As I've seen before here, girls vary a lot in ethnicity and size and shape. Finally I saw a beautiful tall…

This club made it to my favorites. I've been recently, 3 times in a row. Once a Thursday, then Friday and again on Tuesday. Thursday: Pretty slow and I got 3 nude dances with…

I stopped in here before 7 on a Wednesday to catch the $15 cover. I left for dinner and came back later. It is a strange layout with the theater…

Visited on a weekday afternoon. Sparse crowd, but several dancers, all attractive. Previous reviews are right about the awkward layout of the club, but had paid the cover so I figured…