The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

The stage configuration of this club...

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leisurelarry
Apr 21, 2006, 2:56 AM
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The stage configuration of this club is a little strange, basically it's a long runway stage and rows of seats like at a movie theater. The people in the front row get a lot of action, especially women customers. The people in all the rows after the first row don't get any attention from the stage, but the girls do come around and sit on your lap and talk to you for a while trying to get you in the private rooms. As for the quality of the ladies, there are a few really good looking exotic girls, asian and mexican, and a few really uglies that are past their prime in both age and figure. The girls run the gamut, but the hotties are definitely HOT. The bouncers are unobtrusive and not in your face, making the atmosphere more relaxed and less uptight. The crowd can get kind of rowdy on the weekend nights, though, so expect a mixed bag of customers ranging from white collar to ghetto ganster wanna-bes.

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