The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I was in SFO this week...

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traveler1953
Jan 11, 2008, 12:00 AM
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I was in SFO this week for a biotech meeting. I have visited many of the clubs in the city over the years, but had never made it to CH. I decided to take the walk down through the street people to check out this legendary place. It was early evening, so take that into account with my review. The shift of girls changed while I was there, so that may also have impacted the quality.

I sat next to the stage and spent about an hour watching the girls dance. They ranged from 4's to 7's. Not many better than that this evening. THe first was Onyx, a fairly attractive black girl whom I would rate about a 7. She was very interactive and gave me one of the CH trademark quickie lapdances by the stage. Not too bad. Next was an asian girl, whose name I forget. Her routine was about like Onyx's. I would have bought a LD from either of them but they disappeared shortly after their dances. The rest of the girls that danced were not up to my expectations. A few were quite over weight.

While watching the dancers, a few other girls came over offering dances. Sterling was a tall brunette with very large bolt-ons. She was fairly attractive, but big bolt-ons are a turn-off for me. I eventually had dances with two girls. First was a fairly pretty young brunette. Her dance was average with good grindage. THe second was a tall Indian girl named Taj. She offered to make sure I had a happy ending for extra $, but I declined.

Overall CH is a friendly, low-pressure club. It needs some renovation. THe part of town is a bit scary at night. The girls are friendly but not the model-quality girls you will find elsewhere. It was a good time, overall.

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