The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Went in around 11:50 PM on...

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cant_get_enough
Nov 22, 2006, 3:27 AM
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Went in around 11:50 PM on a Tuesday night. The crowd was very light, maybe 20 people. Approximately 10-12 dancers were there. I had been to CH once a couple of years ago, but was turned off by the lackluster effort of the dancer that I selected. Despite that experience and based on some of the other reviews here I decided it was time for another visit.

Personally, I found the stage shows mediocre. I generally go for the laps and not the stage shows but I wanted to give a complete assessment. On the positive side, the dancers went beyond the average cabaret one might expect. But, most dancers seemed to expect at least $2 tips ($1 might get an a$$ jiggle in your face, but no contact from the dancer). About 12:30 AM they started this string of two dancers at the same time. Now, the first pair actually tried to make it seem that they were doing an actual show. But, everyone after that was like two individual dancers, both of whom would give you the glare if they did not get their $2 tip each. After one or two of these I was approached by Michelle, a slender, older Asian dancer with an obviously enhanced pair. She suggested the private dance and that I would leave happy. She was not a big talker and I could only understand about 1/2 of what she would say, but she provided excellent mileage. She was pretty liberal with regards to my hands roaming, and I went everywhere except the cookie. May have been able to, but I wasn't clear on that point and thought it was worth getting myself tossed out if I was wrong. In terms of her hands, she pretty much did the standard stuff and never really did anything that could be misinterpreted (e.g. unzipping my pants or gently stroking the groin area). That would have been an unexpected surprise, but alas. In spite of this, I bumped up the rating from an otherwise 6 based upon the quality of the mileage.

The dancers were a mixed lot. There were maybe 3 7's, all Asian, all enhanced. There were 3 white women, two of which were overweight and one that was very slender. None of them was over a 5. There were also a 3-4 black women and maybe 1 or 2 of hispanic origin, but definitely not recently new to the business. I wouldn't rate any of the others over a 6 and I'd say 2-3 of them should be looking for a new line of work. I felt like I had a reasonable selection, but then customers were low. On a busy night, the choices might be more slim. This wouldn't keep me from returning, but I'd also go in with reasonable expectations. Most dancers were polite and accepted a "no thank you" or "not right now" politely. One or two pushed a bit harder, but not so much that you wanted to get up and leave.

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