I found myself with time to...

I found myself with time to spare on a Monday afternoon and decided to drop by and check out the Crazy Horse. The walk from the Moscone Center takes you through a few streets that might not feel as safe at night.

Once I entered, I made myself comfortable at one of the seats next to the catwalk. I was immediately surprised that for a dollar the dancer would come down and give you a mini-lapdance. The dancer would even grab your hands and encourage you to roam around while she was on your lap.

The quality of the dancers was hit and miss but I guess that's expected for a Monday afternoon. I would rate them between 5 and 8 but there were a few Asian dancers which I prefer.