Went in on a Wednesday night....

Went in on a Wednesday night. This place is more like a peep show than a strip club. First you have to get drinks out of a machine, there are no waitresses. Next you have to buy tokens in order to get a dance, you can't give money directly to the girl. That is the reason for my rating. Although they are not too strict about this rule, since the first girl to give me a lap dance just took my money directly. The second girl was really strict about the rules. Cover was $25. Bottle of water was $2. Dances with clothes on was $20, topless was $40, no idea why anyone would bother. 3 song private dances were $100. I walked into the place and was surprised how small it was, and how it does look like a theater. There is a stage, but no really the center of attention. I sat in one of the back rows to scope the place out. On a Wednesday night they had some nice girls working. There are a lot of hustlers, but the smart girls know to strike up a conversation before saying, "do you want a dance".

The first to catch my eye was a red headed Russian girl. Real petite, and was wearing a teal teddy. I decided to get a $20 dance from her to see how she was, you know try before you buy. The lap dance room is kind of big, no privacy, with one big bench which winds around the whole room. When we were in there, no one else was, so it was kind of nice. She starts dancing in the middle of a song, and I am thinking as soon as the song is over, so is she, but she kept going right into the next song. I probably got about 1.5 songs, and she only charged for 1.

While I was getting a dance she asks if I had been there before, had I been to other places, how did I hear about this place, etc.. I decided to be honest and tell her I had never been there before, nor had I been to any other club in San Fran. She asks how I heard of the place and I tell her about a website which ranks strip clubs. She tells me a lot of guys like Mitchell Bros. because, "you can have sex with the girls". She also said she heard cover was $80 and a full service dance was $800. By the way the next girl I got a dance from, this petite brunette said the EXACT same thing. I don't know if the clubs are owned by the same guy, but I have never been in a club where the girls basically talk so much about another club. It was kind of weird.