My first time to an SF...

My first time to an SF club and it was just ok. The Crazy Horse is truly a theater with mostly theater style seats as well as stage side seats. Sit next to the stage and get a faceful of tit for a dollar. I spent most of my cash on lap dances which are $20 for clothed and $40 for topless. Hands can roam anywhere but the kitty. Most girls will try to sell you on the back room and I made the mistake of paying $80 for 3 dances with a black chick and got nothing but shitty lap dances. Maria is a hot chick with huge natural boobs who offered me more for my $80 (first quote was $200!) but I didn't partake. No alcohol.