The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I only had time in SF...

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emm_be
Mar 10, 2008, 12:00 AM
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I only had time in SF for one club. After reading the reviews online, I decided to stop by here. I visited on a Thursday evening. Odd layout, with a central stage and theater-style seating. Dancers were attractive, ranging from 7-10. Tipping onstage will encourage some dancers to climb down and get in your lap. Some of these will even put your hands on their tits, kind of an interactive advertisement for the lap dances.

I got two private dances. One dancer had a nice body but a bad attitude. The dance was nude, but she got upset when I asked to see all of her. Go figure. The second dance was with a black girl who was a perfect 10, face, body, and attitude. She wasn't nearly as shy or grumpy, and we had a great time. I would definitely return, but spend more time tipping onstage to get a better idea of who would be good for private dances.

And yes, the outside neighborhood is definitely sketchy. Not fun after dark.

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