The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

If you like uninhibited stageside interaction,...

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Jul 18, 2006, 2:53 AM
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If you like uninhibited stageside interaction, good contact basic lap test drive oppurtunities all delivered in a moderately low pressure atmosphere, this is your club. Went Mo. nite 930-1130PM. $25 cover, $2 non alc. drinks in vending machines by entrance, snacks available in other vending machines// DANCERS- Guessing about a dozen, attractiveness range 4-7, mostly 5-6. No silicon tonight, most had med or large builds, about 2/5 on fleshy side, with 1 quasi-widebody there. There was 1 model thin redhead, 2 Russians( 1 busy blonde 7, and a redhead 6ish). There were 1 Black, 1 Asian, 4 Latinas or Italian ( 1 Latina had med-large natural breasts, and yielded best lap dance of the night, even month). There were 2 mideasterners, 1 which had moderately large breasts.// STAGES- Continues to be strong point here- If you didn't grab breasts or buns stageside, dancers would place your hands in all the right places. 3 song uncut sets, getting progressively more naked. Most dancers were good, although 1 dancer was kinda lame in contact, and walked off stage with about 30 sec still left. // LAPS- Did test drive in basic LD couch in all cases($20 bik, reach out and touch me). Upgraded to 3 for $100 in nude booth, nniiice. One good stageside manner turned into mechanically repetitive couch dancer, another basic couch dance was good contact, but declined upgrade due to time constraints(BART).// CLUB- Weak or non existent AC in main floor stage area & LD room turns a potential 8 into a 7. While not sweating bullets, atmosphere was stuffy.// SUMMARY- Although no frills, and mediocre dancer attractiveness, stageside energy, PL freindly attitudes/atmosphere coupled with nude 2 way mileage makes a good case for a visit.

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