The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Checked this place out after reading...

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ikaikaster
Oct 4, 2007, 12:00 AM
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Checked this place out after reading the reviews. Everything other reviews said is true - slightly shady neighborhood (but not as bad as expected - no prob walking by myself at 1am). The place is a lot smaller than expected - size of a tiny theater w rooms off to the side for private dances. For cheap thrills just sat by the stage and got 'mini laps' for just a buck. Mini laps consisted of the girl sitting on ya for maybe 20 - 30 sec while you feel her up. Not a bad deal. Did do a few $20 laps which were ok - got more action from the stage. VIP was fun though. Girls ranged from 5-9 (3 of the 10 girls i saw were in the 8-9 range)

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