Made the long trek to the...

Made the long trek to the city to see if I could catch one of my old favorites, Leela. Yeah, she could be moody, so I heard. But we always had a good time together. Unfortunately, she wasn't working that day.

My other favorite, Tiffany, was there. Tiffany could either be white hot or ice cold. All within the same shift. You know, once I found out she was married, she attitude shifted. It's like I'm left with blue balls, blue from the temperature.

But today I found a new favorite, Skye. She wore me out, left me in my own puddle of sweat and drool. It was driving a race car: fast off the line, slow down on the curves, then step on the gas.