The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Wow -- I have a new...

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BaldGuy
Jan 29, 2006, 7:26 AM
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Wow -- I have a new favorite club in town. I'd avoided the CH for years, since parking is terrible and it's in a dodgy neighborhood, but I'd done some shopping at the SF Centre last night and it was only a couple blocks away, so I figured what the hell. Walked in around 7PM with a $5 discount coupon from the SF Weekly, so entrance was $20.

The inside is exactly the same as ever: big rectangular room with a long stage down the middle, very basic theater seating and a little more ambient light than most strip clubs. Only a few girls working: one white, one Asian, one Latina, and they all looked pretty average. I figured I was in for the same old CH.

Second girl onstage was a beauty, however: Jackie, some sort of dark-eyed Latina mix with long long legs and perfect (fake) breasts, and a cool aloof dancing style that always turns me on. Interestingly, Jackie also had a thick (well-groomed) patch of black pubic hair that stuck out of the top of her thong. I usually like my strippers shaved, but something about it/her was entirely alluring. In any case, I dropped $8 on her dances -- poor thing, everyone else was dropping dollars -- and asked for a private with her afterwards.

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