The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Had a good overall time on...

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Jun 4, 2006, 2:44 AM
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Had a good overall time on uncrowded midweek night. Good stageside interaction, fair diversity of dancers, and at least basic 2 way lap mileage, unobtrusive(almost no) staff, all delivered in unpretentious no-frills setting. If this piques your interest in..//GETTING THERE- Very convenient for BART riders as club is only 2 blocks from Powell St. station. Its a 22 minute ride from Oakland Collesium/Airport Station. As for getting back to Oakland, theres 4 rides/hr till 1215AM. Folks laying over @ SFO have it better; 5-6 rides/hr till 104AM. Remember this timeframe, an after hrs cab ride to East Bay just might make lapdance$ seem tame.// THE CLUB: $25 Cover, non alc. drinks dispensed from vending machines near entrance, cost $2. There are 2 roughly equal sized sections of theater style seats(duh!). One section around T shaped stage with about 25 PR seats, and 50-60 seats in rows behind prime seats. Another section of seats away from stage divided by main aisle probably another 50 plus seats. PR seats tonight were 50-75% full with very few isolated customers in back seats. Lighting in main section was presently bright, ditto for private cubicles(surveilance cameras???). Main lapdance room was pleasantly dark with 3 long wall couches. Restroom near entry seems like an afterthought broom closet.// DANCERS- Guessing about 15 total, attractiveness range 4-8.5, mostly 6-7ish. There were no blondes or redheads, roughly evenly split Hisp, Asian, Cauc Brunette, Mideast/SW Asian, Black. 60/40 Silicon/Natural ratio. Most were short-medium height, mostly medium build with 5-6 a bit on fleshy side(no widebodies, though).// STAGE SHOWS- A strong point. Very good stageside interaction, with $1 often getting one a mini lapdance. YMMV, as a few dancers didn't interact with PR patrons. Sets are 2 songs, uncut 3:30-4 min, although theres a shorter intermission song whereby dancers circulate amoung crowd soliciting lapdances.( Its apparently cool amoung dancers to solicit dances from aft section patrons during a dancers show). Its a nude show, again some dancers didn't take anything off untill 2nd song.// LAPS- Several options and prices at work here. In main lapdance room, its $20 bikini, $40 topless, with at least basic 2 way mileage and fair grindage being the norm. As for private room (10x4 cubicle dances) I was variously quoted 3 for 100, 2 for 80, 2 for 100 full nude contact by various dancers. I went straight to nude cubicle with dancer that made good stageside impression, wasn't dissappointed. 2nd dancer was a mistake, her asking for $ upfront should have sounded alarm bells. Basic 2 way there, but dancer just "going through the motions" and "had limits". Took bikini test drive w. 3rd dancer, she too wanted upfront payment, and started in middle of song, but not to worry, got fraction and a full, upgraded to nude, did not regret it. Cubicle has a large sofa in the back with railings on back wall for dancer to grab onto. There was also a chair positioned 3'-4' in front of patron with a tissue dispenser adjacent to it. I guess that caters to peepshow jack-off crowd ( or shy dancers). I prefer my dances up close and personal with 2 way mileage, thus some differences may be due to customer preference/dancer background// BOTTOM LINE- Although YMMV caveat applies here, and dancer crew was basically average, the combination of good stageside interaction, nudity, 2 way mileage, and unobtrusive low hassle atmosphere, on can hardly go wrong here.

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