The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Arrived at the club about 30...

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XTommyX
Apr 12, 2007, 12:00 AM
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Arrived at the club about 30 minutes before shift change on a Thursday night. Just as at most clubs, the night shift appears to be on average almost 2 points higher in looks than the day shift with Niki being the best at a 9. She is an Asian, about 5'5'', 125 lbs., 36C,24,36. She is FABULOUS! She is charming and smart. Someone you would want to come home to everyday and would be the envy of everyone. We went straight for a PS and although it was not the best I've ever had, I would have emptied my wallet to stay in her presence. She made you feel special and never tried to upsell or promise something that was not available. The PS room itself was sparse with only a hard chair. It would've been nice to have a sofa or better yet a bed in there. I will definitely be back to see her.

The club is set-up theater style with a long runway stage in the middle connected to the main stage. There is a pole on each side of the main stage. If you sit in the seats on either side of the runway, when you tip, you not only get the best view, you will also get some individual attention from the dancer. The atmosphere is representative of its location.....not upscale. If you have to use the bathroom, you might as well go out and join the homeless outstide because the bathroom here is despicable.

Even with all these shortcomings, I still rate this club highly for value versus its competition and the high number of dancers that should please everyone. As always, YMMV.

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