The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Stopped by CH in early January...

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roscoe74
Feb 4, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Stopped by CH in early January and had just a great time overall. I went on a Tuesday afternoon/early evening, which isn't prime time at CH, but does allow for a slower paced atmosphere and easier access to the girl of your choice. The cover was $20 and there were about 10-12 dancers total. They serve n/a drinks somewhere I think, but who the hell has time for that given you are there to see dancers - not have a Red Bull. There is a main stage, which easily accommodates 1-2 dancers depending on floor action. Off to the side is also a VIP room and the ever popular private booths. Lap dances, mileage and length can vary, run $20, but it's typically one song. From what I understand, you can also get $40 (top off) and $60 (all nude) dances in the same area, but if you enjoy the $20, hit a private booth for an all-nude $100. Lastly, there was no high pressure pitch by any dancers and I actually just chilled w/ one girl for 15-20 minutes in the main stage area and bs'd for awhile. Stage show can be a good time as well and you'd be surprised how far a few dollars can go there. Even the doorman was a cool cat. What else can you say about this place? Visit already! You'll be a happy camper!

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