The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Visited Crazy Horse on 9/21/06. ...

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Hanky Panky
Oct 10, 2006, 7:27 AM
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Visited Crazy Horse on 9/21/06. It had been about 3 years since I'd been here. Really, not a whole lot has changed. I even recognized 2 or 3 of the dancers. As far as SanFran strip clubbin' goes, this is about as good as it gets. MBOTs is so outrageously overpriced and the only thing the girls wanna do is give you a $220 HJ - and the prices just go up from there.

For a decent, hands on lap dance, Crazy Horse is the only place. Sadly, the $20 lap grinds now have the girls wearing their tops and some burly bouncer watches the entire thing keeping track of your dances. It's not as bad as some might have you believe. Hand roaming is generally okay and, going past 2 or 3 songs might afford you some additional looks/touches.

I got 4 dances from a good looking Asian girl. She was friendly, but pretty much all business.

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