The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I recently visited this club after...

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mrnatch
Jan 27, 2006, 3:55 AM
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I recently visited this club after reading positive reviews and not-so-positive reviews of the MSC across the street. It was late afternoon on a Friday, and the club was mostly empty, except for a couple of guys seated up at the stage. The layout is odd - this location has been through many changes over the years. It used to be a peep show, and now it has one stage at the end of a narrow room.

Between dances, the dancers like to come up and do a little teaser for the guys seated at the stage. The two older gents at the stage really seemed to be enjoying this treatment. One guy had a smile so wide you would think he had never seen a woman before . . .

The dancers were good looking and talented, but not very engaging. For a stage dance show, it's not bad. Kind of the old school strip joint style. For lap dances, you have to buy a $20 token before you can get into the side room. The side room is a typical couch-lined room designed for lap dances. I guess the tokens are their way of controlling the cash, but it seems strange.

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