I went to the Crazy Horse...

I went to the Crazy Horse last Monday between 5 and 6pm. My first time to a strip club, so please excuse my naivety. Entry was $20. When I walked in, there were about 8 patrons, all sitting in the front stage-side row. A knock-out dancer whose name has come up in a positive light in previous reviews here was on stage. I'll call her X. I took a seat and began placing dollar bills on the stage, as most of the other patrons were. X was on her second song -- the topless song, I think, but her skirt was pulled up so it might as well have been nude. She came back to me twice and danced right in front of me, including a mini LD with two way touching. Let's just say she was definitely aware of her effect on me. I felt excited that she was paying way more attention to me than to the other patrons, who had put just as many dollars on the stage. She went out of her way to make eye contact. I guess that's how they earn their money.

When her set was over one of the other patrons quickly asked her for a Private. Next dancer up was Asia, who was beautiful but a little too round for my taste, so I retreated to a seat a few rows back from the stage. As I sat there, 2 other dancers came and sat next to me (one at a time). They were very friendly, and when I said "not right now thanks" to their offer of a LD, they smiled and said "ok" and left. I was tempted, they were 7 or 8, but I wanted to wait for X.

About the time Asia's set was ending, X came back from her Private and sat next to me and started chatting. I told her it was my first time to a strip club and she told me she would show me how things worked and give me a special deal: 4 or 4.5 songs for $100 instead of 3, and we could "talk about other arrangements after we are in private." I had read here at tuscl that I should do all of my negotiating before going back, but at that point I would have been happy to pay the $100 if all I got was being alone in a room with her naked.