The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I popped in Crazy Horse just...

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Mr Magoo
Nov 3, 2008, 12:00 AM
Dancers
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I popped in Crazy Horse just to see this new dancer, Mia Haze. I read about her and when I saw her name on the dancers board, I decided to check her out myself.

She's a fairly tall, statuesque blonde who's very attractive. And I can't recall any regular dancer who goes by both the first and last name. Anyway, this day she was the only dancer who exhibited the slightest amount of energy while dancing. It really was quite the turn on.

The only downside of this trip were these 2 older guys who sat stageside. Despite the urgings of the DJ, these guys rarely put a few dollars on the runway. Hey, if you sit by the stage, you have to pony up a few bucks. That's just the way it is. Anyway, while walking to find a place to eat, I saw one of the guys passed out in a doorway with a bottle clutched in his hand. If only I had a camera. He looked so bizare lying there with a sport coat and tie still on.

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