The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

The club is in a somewhat...

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thwackr
May 5, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

The club is in a somewhat scary part of town. I parked in a parking garage called 5th and Mission parking (Mission Street between 4th and 5th). It's about a 5 minute walk from there to the club. Maybe there is a better place to park but I don't know my way around SF and this parking lot seemed safe compared to others I saw.

This club is reasonably clean and the atmosphere is comfortable but definitely not upscale. Music was at a good volume level. The layout is weird - all the seats are like the seats in a movie theater: fold down seats arranged side by side in rows, no tables. A picture of the club layout can be seen on their website. It's basically a single stage up front with a 'runway' up the middle of the club, The cover was $15 but I think that I got a Sunday discount from the normal $20. There is no bar. There are a couple of vending machiens for snacks. It is nonsmoking.

I sat right by the runway thing which turned out to be a pretty good place to sit. There is relatively decent action to be had in this spot - the first dancer that came out climbed down, sat in my lap, grabbed my hand and rubbed it all over her breasts. The stage-sde action was varied - some dancers would give a mini lap dance, some girls wouldn't give any contact. One girl wore a white sweater and never took it off. What was that about? The dancers do a three song set - one with clothes, one topless, one nude.

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