The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

First time here in September. Saw...

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throbbingrobin
Nov 2, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

First time here in September. Saw an ad in a local coupon book at the Hotel and walked over. The theatre is a short walk from the downtown convention center. As you approach the area gets a little seedy. Homeless men without pants and more than a few drug addicts kept the walk interesting. As you enter your first contact is with a polite doorman who will take your cover 25 bucks, and welcome you to the club. Calling this a club it a little much as it is a long room with a runway running down 1/3 on the room from the stage. On either side of the runway are a few rows of seats. In the remaining part of the long room are more seats, a DJ booth, and a couple vending machines for snacks.

There is a private area for lap dances, essentially a long room with benches along the walls. VIP area is off of the lap dance area behind a podium guarded by a bouncer.

I shuffled past a few guys getting a seat in the front row. The front row against the runway is the place to sit. For a dollar tip the stripper will give you a nice 30 second lap dance as she does her routine. In most cases her routine consists of moving down the row of guys in the front row giving mini lap dances. Hands on action was thoroughly encouraged and all the stage tippers had roaming hands. A mix of fake and real breasts were available but the quality of the dancer wasn't very high.

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