The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

This faltering economy was starting to...

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Mr Magoo
May 1, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

This faltering economy was starting to stress me out. I guess I could have just as easily sat at home watching internet porn but I'd probably end up with that "repetitive motion" injury. Since I got a tax refund (first time in over 6 years), I decided to do the patriotic thing and help out the economy. Yep, I went to Crazy Horse and spent all my hard earned tax dollars.

Apparently, this downturn in the economy isn't just affecting me. I arrived in mid-afternoon to see only one poor soul at stage side. I took a seat across the walkway from the chap and layed my money down. Decent guy (looked like an insurance saleman or something), I mean, he kept tipping and all. But despite the numerous attempts by several dancers, he never did do a lap dance.

So, as soon as someone else "crashed the party," I was off and running for a series of laps. I don't remember all the girls, but Skye has always been one of my favorites. Many times I'll see her up on stage, then she'd disappear with a PL, never to resurface. Also met a new girl, Valentine. Very petite and perky and when I looked into her eyes, I felt twice her age...probably am.

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