The layout of this club is...

The layout of this club is a bit odd, as when you walk in, there are rows of seats, just like in a movie theater. The first set of seats all face forward towards the main stage. There is a runway connected to the main stage that runs up the middle of the room, and the seats closest to the stage line up around the runway for close up viewing. Most of the girls come out and do some kind of pole dance on the main stage before walking out onto the runway where they start disrobing. The girls are pretty good looking, with some stunners, including a pair of gorgeous Russian sisters (with whom I recommend you get dances).

One thing I really like about this club compared to others in SF is the contact on the main stage. For those who tip well ($2-3, I guess), most of the girls will actually step off the runway and cozy up in your lap for a little while, sort of like a short, low-cost lap dance. Bikini lap dances are $20 for one song, topless lap dances are $40 for two songs, and fully nude dances in a private room are $100 for three songs.

As usual, girls will come over and ask you if you'd like a private dance. Almost all of them understand what "no, thanks" means, and leave you alone. Don't give in to anyone who is pushier than that. I did, and I got ripped off (only by $20, which is not so bad for strip club ripoffs.) The other girls I got dances from were all very nice. One gave me a kiss on the cheek when I gave her a $5 tip, and the other offered me a free Crazy Horse T-shirt. Cool.