The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Stopped in at CHT after reading...

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MrLapDance
Oct 21, 2008, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Monday Afternoon

Stopped in at CHT after reading lots of positive reviews on TUSCL. I used to be a fan of NCT, MBOT and MSC, but all of those seem to have gone downhill over the last few years and CHT appears to now be the best game in town.

Overall I had great time (and I'm going back today as a result), but things got off to a very slow start. I arrived at about 1:00 pm on a Monday afternoon and while I wasn't expecting it to be busy, I wasn't expecting to sit for 15 minutes staring at an empty stage either. Finally a dancer came on stage and several patrons, including myself, took seats along the runway. I put a couple of singles on the stage as did the other two customers. The dancer was a very hot, tiny asian girl (sorry, I forgot her name) and since I was closest to her when she came on-stage, she started with me. Very hot show right in front of me, fingering herself, and finally giving me a mini-lap stageside. Lotsa fun, then she moved on to patron #2, and for some reason she remained with him for the rest of her 3-song set. Admittedly he continued tipping her throughout, but I still thought it was somewhat unfair that she didn't share a bit more. I would have tipped more (lots more actually) and poor patron #3 got absolutely nothing for his tip. Other than taking his $$ as she left the stage, she never even acknowledged his existence.

Following her stage show, the stage went empty again for 10 or 15 minutes. It's not like there were no other dancers around - several were trolling for private dances throughout the theater, so why wasn't someone on stage all the time? Beats me.

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