I had never been to the...

I had never been to the Crazy Horse in San Francisco. I was walking down Market Street on a Monday night. As usual lots of "unique" people were out on the street. Hardcore professional homeless, wanna be rappers, certifiable crazies, a few business men and women wrapping up work. The night was a bit rainy and the street had that oily sheen. The neon lights of Crazy Horse caught my eye. There was a gaggle of 5 Chinese poor business men tourists, or students who were negotiating a group price of about $9 each to get in and they succeeded. I followed them in to check it out. Unusual. Like a fashion show set up. Several girls were beautiful and each one has there own attractiveness, they seemed quite professional. I sat near the runway and tipped $3 per dance. For that they give you a quick bit of feel topless and a quick sit in the lap. Nice enough. I prefer the natural girls rather than the enhanced ones. The dances take place in the private room, where a man checks you in and keeps track of dances. There is a private booth. No one tickled my fancy so I went back out to dark San Francisco and couldn't find where I parked my car, even though I was totally sober.