The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Well, I won't address the seating...

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XTommyX
May 26, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Well, I won't address the seating arrangement as there have been many accurate descriptions of the odd theatre seating. The stage side interaction is very good from the front row. As previously stated, from the first row you can get a good grind and some personal attention from the dancer for just a couple of bucks.

This night the club was very busy with all types of patrons, i.e. pl's, females, businessmen, bachelor parties, military, etc. The bathroom is horrendous. Especially, considering the cover charge, as clubs with this amount of admission fee usually have an attendant. If you're thirsty, you better be craving a soft drink or water. No beer, wine, or alcohol. The drinks and snacks are dispensed by a vending machine at the entrance to the back VIP rooms. When you enter this area, there is an attendant there who validates the girls going to the private show booths and who also has a view of the long room where lap dances are performed. However, the attendant was never observed going to monitor the lap dances. The ps show booths cost $ for approximately 15 minutes. These booths are no where near the niceness of any of the MBOT rooms or booths, but they are equipped to serve the purpose.

As I sat in the theatre, I noticed a stunning model-like brunette. Our eyes made contact at the same time and she came over and introduced herself. She stated her name was Mercedes and she began a conversation that was very delightful. We then headed back for an agreed upon lap dance that I was thinking would probably evolve into a ps. However, as I entered the VIP area I passed an atf FEMBOT. My thinking then suddenly changed and I had to turn Mercedes down after one topless lap dance. Even though I believe we would have had a very enjoyable ps, I wanted a renewed experience with one of my atf FEBOTs.

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