The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I Was in SF on business...

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roccoballs
Nov 29, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I Was in SF on business a couple weeks ago, but traveling with a couple guys who wouldn't appreciate the fine art of strip clubbing - go figure! I stopped in about 6:30 on Friday, and took advantage of the $10 shift change discount (from 6 to 7).

Took me a while to re-figure this place out - I had been here a couple years ago, but I forgot the drill. It seems that the creepers sit in the 3rd row in front of the stage (where I started out actually), and then move up to the front row when there's a girl that strikes their fancy. She'll pop down off the stage, sit in their lap and they'll man-handle her for about 30 seconds for a few bucks, then she moves on to the next PL. It's actually kinda creepy after you watch a few rounds.

If you are looking for lap dances, sit in the rows of seats closer to the entrance. Here the girls will stop by, sit with you, and ask you for lap dances. I was first approached by a strawberry blonde wearing a half-sweater sort of thing. Her name was Justine, and her accent was little hard to figure out at first. I decided to go back for a lapdance and get to know her a little better.

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I Was in SF on business...