Oh, the Crazy Horse!!! ...

Oh, the Crazy Horse!!! This place sure comes across as anything and everything under one roof. And then they have occasional porn stars visiting for feature shows. And, it's in a pretty sketchy part of town. Plus, it's got like 1970s style theater seats for watching a movie all over the main floor (and maybe was remodeled last in the 1970s). Then there's the men's bathroom, hands down the worst restroom in a strip club I've ever seen. Pray to the Lord you don't have to take a #2 while here. PRAY!

That said, this place is Forest Gump's "box of chocolates" in that you never know what you're going to get. Well, my first time here a year and a half ago now, I lucked out and had a beautiful, surgically altered asian gal for a $20 lap dance. She delivered a quality grind so I went for my first $100 VIP with her, only she charged $120 for a longer and better dance. Well, I was hooked. And she went all out on the grind, at one point throwing herself back with so much force she knocked my head into the wall. (Fortunately it was between the studs so I didn't get concussed, but it sounded really freaking loud...) She apologized profusely and we had another high quality dance together. That was the great.

Then there's the bad. I had several $20 dances with the other gals and tried upgrading to the $100 VIP with them. It almost took on a shock comedy turn with every gal upon us entering the booth and the closing of the curtain. Then the real deal would come out... I was offered several "masturbation" shows outright. Huh?!? What the hell is that??? I was busy trying to replicate my full nude grind with a great gal and what's this masturbation show crap? (As if you can't tell that's not my thing and to this day I couldn't provide a definition but have a feeling I know what it is.) So, I would turn around and leave. Every time. Then, there was the time with Taj. No sooner do I step in with her then she closes the curtain and says "I'm a full service gal". WTF? That wasn't what I was after. It became a rather amusing situation to find out what was going to come out of a girl's mouth as soon as she closed the curtain for the private booths. And no sooner did I begin to form an opinion about the gals then I got one who said she doesn't do much of anything in a VIP show. Huh?!? What was I going to run into next????