The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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Apr 14, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday After Midnight

HMMM went to Crazy Horse in SF 2 weeks ago... can't say that I regret it. First we got there about 30 min before closing time (2 am), on a week night. The door person gave us a huge discount for that reason (I think we paid $15 for the three of us?). Got in and the inside of the club was almost empty, which was awesome... Not a whole lot of guys competing in $$ for the girls attention, which means my cash went further. Got dances from Mallory, and man, was she cool.

The setup of the club is actually interesting, since there are literally rows. In other clubs u might be used to see tables etc, but this one had the dancing stage sticking out, as if they had models coming out and walking along. That also meant the guys on the first rows got all the actions. Music was good, and wasn't too urban or anything. We were three guys from three different races and we didn't feel a thing about being out of place.

Girls were pretty laid back... it was already late, otherwise I would have got some private dances, which probably would have been fun, given that mmy dancer was slapping my face with her tits earlier in public, so the show would have been interesting in private. It seemed to be the same mix of girls that you would see from strip clubs, except that they were all hot (7 or above I mean). Otherwise some seemed bitchy, some seemed cool, Mallory seemed like the relaxed kinda girl though.

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