The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I had some time to kill...

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jb1968
Aug 11, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

I had some time to kill before leaving for the airport, so I came here a few weeks ago on a weekday afternoon. Very different area of town from the Broadway strip of clubs. This club is right on Market Street and you will pass some pretty unsavory-looking characters to get inside. However, it should be safe enough during the day, as there are plenty of other hapless tourists wandering around.

Club is laid out like a movie theater, with rows of seats all facing toward the back where a screen would be. Instead, there's a stage. A long runway-type thing projects about a third of the way into the audience and there are seats around it for all those who like the close-up view. Stage shows here are interesting, perhaps due to this setup. The dancer trots out onto the runway and - if you tip here a few dollars - she will slide over the edge and give you a mini-preview show, right there on your lap. Some get wilder than others with this.

Dancers are an eclectic selection, though it may just be the day shift. There were a couple of hotties - one young blonde in particular stood out of the crowd - but the rest ranged from decently attractive to way past their prime. The girl who caught my eye seemed to be constantly booked, so I tried out a couple of others - names escape me, unfortunately. We started off in the $20 lapdance room, from which they try to upsell you to the private VIP booths in the back. Finally, one woman was sensual enough to get me interested in those VIPs. Let's just say - it's worth every penny of the $100, and every second of the 10 minutes you spend back there. Left happy with my choice. If I come to San Francisco again, I will definitely go back to this club.

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