Arrived in SF this past Saturday...

Arrived in SF this past Saturday and decided to check out the Crazy Horse. When you walk (after paying the cover) there are a number of theater style seats where you can sit and watch (from a distance) girls on the stage without needing to spend any more money. there are also three rows near the stage where you get a much better view. If you are willing to sit in row 1 and tip $1 or $2 as they are on the stage (actually the catwalk) they get quite friendly with you right there and will sit on your lap, etc.

You can then pay $20 or so for a bikini lap dance, then more for a topless lap dance. I did one. Then you can pay for 10 minutes or so in the private room for $100, where they will get completely nude with you. I tried this. Interesting that each booth has plenty of tissue boxes. Your $100 gets nude private dances...additional $$ (tips) will get you additional benefits.