The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Crazy Horse is my local club,...

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mrnatch
Apr 10, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Crazy Horse is my local club, and I recently stopped by to check on the quality of the dancers and dances available. The layout is more of a traditional strip club theatre experience, with a full stage, stageside seating, and more seats toward the front of the house, away from the stage. The day shift usually has no more than a dozen dancers and a relaxed atmosphere. Nights can be standing room only, with as many as 30 dancers on a Saturday night.

The dancers range from 6-9, depending on your tastes. All ethnicities are represented: asians, african-americans, and a few eastern europeans. Silicone level is increasing, unfortunately, but it is usually balanced with a few nice all-natural girls. The lap dances are a good value - $20 topless or $40 nude. If you hit it off with a dancer, I recommend going for the $100 private show, which is totally nude for 3 songs, but YMMV. CH is technically a non-extras club (Mitchell Brothers is the only club that advertises extras), but you may get lucky . . .

On my last visit I had a great dance with Haze, a favorite of mine. Unfortunately she seems to have moved on since then. Another favorite is Alina, a gorgeous blonde who may seem quiet, but is very hot and friendly. Other natural beauties include Cassandra, Versace, and Leela, to name only a few I have enjoyed.

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