The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Got to the horse around 9:30pm...

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knotydavid
Jun 17, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Got to the horse around 9:30pm with a dozen or so guys in the crowd.

Mallory was on stage when I arrived. Her stage show was pretty hot – more sensual and erotic than the frantic stage shows most other girls do. One of the nice things about Mallory is she will sit and hang out for a few minutes with you. Problem is, if you aren’t the guy she hangs with, it can be a long wait. Unfortunately for me she was busy the whole time I was there.

Next up was Jackie. She was looking tan and even better than I remember. I wish her stage show was more inspired but she still does a sexy show. She was in an incredibly good mood so I took her for a LD and then a PS which were as good as I have experienced with her.

It was my first time seeing Melony and she is pretty attractive I guess but I’m not a fan of the huge fake boobs so I didn’t pursue. It was also my first time seeing Adriana (tall blond and new to dancing) and Kiana (who I witnessed pull the “you have to tip me extra if you want to touch me” in the LD room – too bad for that guy but it least it saved me the trouble of finding out for myself).

Both Adriana and Romance approached me for dances within 1 minute of arriving at the club. I never get dances for at least a few minutes while I settle in. No matter what I say to try and convince them I would be interested in getting a dance later, they never come back.

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