The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Fairly dingy looking place, far less...

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bakasan
Jan 23, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Fairly dingy looking place, far less upkeep than the joints I've been to elsewhere in the country--but seemed par for the course in San Francisco. The stage was a bit awkward, with two rows deep of seating by the stage and then movie theater like seating elsewhere. Nary a table in sight--it all felt very awkward.

The girls ranged from the very, very attractive to the ugh, please no, please walk away. The primary lap dance area also proved awkward, being one big room with shared seating and no sense of privacy...which lead to the inevitable hard push on upselling to the vip booths. Booth with a privacy curtain, a chair, and ahem, a tissue dispenser. Lovely.

Bit slummier than I'd generally like but still had fun. With the right company I'd probably come back--yet I wouldn't go out of my way to swing by again.

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