Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

I was in DC for a meeting that ended mid-afternoon, so I had an evening to kill. Having no other plans, I decided to stop by Archibald's. This was the…

I do not know why I continue to visit this club when in town. DC has to have the worst rules for clubs but yet I still go. There is no…

My meeting in DC ended early and I headed to Archibald's to waste some time before catching the train to Reagan Airport. As previously noted, there is no cover and drinks…

So I've been meaning to talk about my visit to Archibald's. It's the first gentlemen's club I've visited outside of Georgia. It was after a night of bar hopping with friends. The…

I do not know why I continue to visit this club when in town. DC has to have the worst rules for clubs but yet I still go. There is no question…

Attractive dancing staff with a good number of 7s and 8s and some 9s. High class women, many grad and college students or young mothers in their early 20s. These are not…

This place is not the greatest strip club. Have not visited many strip clubs so can't compare to too much, but can compare to a few. Walked in to the club on…

I had a meeting on K Street and decided to give this place a shot during the day. It's very convenient to everything downtown, local hotels, and restaurants for people visiting from…

Skip this place unless you are interested in a bite to eat of decent food while 2 women are nearby dancing. The club layout is long and narrow without much of…

Heard about the new VIP rooms, but didn't take anyone up on it. The word I got was that they have converted the third floor to have booth for private dances.…

I work in DC, and for nearly 20 years Archibald's has been my "regular" club. DC rules regarding dancer contact are what they are, and we locals deal with it (and…

Stopped by and met up with a buddy who works in DC in the afternoon. Very nice clean club with beautiful dancers. Basically it's the go up tip and look type place…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon after first visiting Camelot (which I just reviewed). Wish I'd done it in reverse order. There's not much to differentiate the two clubs except that Archibalds…

I hadn't been to Archibalds in about 5 years. Went on a Saturday night with a friend. They used to have both the middle floor and bottom floor open but the bouncer…

Starting off, you should know that any club in DC will pale in comparison in to any club outside of the city. The laws in DC are so restrictive, most of…

Went to Archibald few days ago after about 10 years. Not much has changed besides some of the layout. There are poles on the upper level where the sports bar…

It's hard to imagine being thoroughly bored in a strip club featuring so many beautiful and sexy dancers. But when you consider the restrictions on strip clubs in DC, it makes perfect…

It's been a couple of years or more since I've been to Archibald's. The renovations are decent but this club is still lacks space. Nevertheless, the girls were pretty sexy.…

Why do I come to this club?!?! I am here right now and there are definitely a few hotties but this club is strictly no touch!!! I tip the hot chicks on…

When you come to DC, you think, maybe there are some lovely women here. You're right, but there is no contact. This goes for every strip club in DC I've been to.…

I've been to this place many times back when I lived in the DC area, and it was never anything great. However, last week I was in DC on business, and…

Went back to this club after three months on a Friday evening. Went in at 8:00PM left at 10:20PM. Less than 10 customers. about 15 dances. Some new faces and saw my…

Archibalds is a nice-enough place in downtown DC. There is no cover, which is nice. Drinks are as pricey as you'd expect. This night they were running two "stages" at once. The…

Came in on Black Friday away from the shoppers and ... Man it was dead. Read reviews before about this place, figure what the hell (and I was bored) First turn off…

I work in downtown DC and visit this club about once a week. On the whole, it has a great group of girls. But to fully enjoy their company, you…

Archibald's is right in the middle of DC's downtown business district. its best asset is its location. the daytime crowd is men taking a break from the office to catch a peek…

..and boy can i say it was a let down. I did read the reviews so I kind of was expecting what I experience but like others i thought i can make…

Longtime custmer of this (and other clubs in DC) so I'll steer you straight. Girls are attractive and friendly. If they tell you they're dancing to pay tuition,…

I visited Archibald's last Thursday before going to a concert at the Warner Theater. Had a little time to kill, and thought I'd take in the scenery. Everyone knows the…

This is a tough review bc my complaints about the club are not really about the club - they're about DC and it's rules. I had never been to a club in…

You're going to a club in DC. If you've done this before, you expect: hot dancers, full nudity, a full bar, no contact on stage, no contact on the floor, no…

Moved to gaithersburg Maryland for a while. Try to find out a good stripper club in this area. My friend recommend this. So there we go. went there on July 3rd, one…

I was in DC for another reason and decided hitting up a few clubs would be better than sitting around my hotel. I stopped here from about 8 to 9p on…

This club is located in the same building as Fast Eddie's Sports Bar (they have separate doors/signs). No cover to get in each time I popped in. Beers were $9. First trip…

Well, the air conditioning was nice. Otherwise, this was a complete waste of time.i was in D,C. For the holiday weekend-plus. Had read the warnings on D.C.'s lame strip club rules and…

I went to this place a little while ago and it is a different experience from the ones I usually go to. For the rules that the city has, I thought it…

This club is a decent attraction to have a meal, drink and enjoy some nude dancers. Is conveniently located near everything in DC and easy to get to on the metro. The…

Overall, this isn't a bad club, it just mostly depends on what day you go that you get the experience you're looking for. If you go towards the end of the week…

I was very surprised by Archibalds. I just so happened to walk past it on way from the Park at 14th, a popular DC nightclub. I was curious so…

This is really more of a sports bar than a traditional strip club. It’s in a pretty safe area of DC and you can enter by the door that says Archibalds or…

First time back since they remodeled the lower level. Place certainly looks more upscale, but it seems Danny, the owner, suddenly decided he hates mirrors. Not even mirrors behind the stage. Instead…

This place is sooo much better than anything else the area has to offer. Nicer, more beautiful girls, more stages to dance on, more room to sit and flirt! One gripe. If…

In town for a conference and had some time to kill. I think we all know the deal w the DC clubs by now. Look but don't touch is basically the rule.…

This isn't your typical strip club and is more of a bar/lounge with eye candy. The drinks were an average price for a strip club, costs more than your normal bar.…

My most recent visit was on a late afternoon so all the action is on the third floor. The stairs always have seemed strange at this place and heads up; you need…

I do not know why I continue to visit this club when in town. DC has to have the worst rules for clubs but yet I still go. There is…

Archibald's has just re-opened its main first floor after several months of renovation. There had been some speculation that the renovation might have been prompted by the competition from the Mpire Club,…

Archibald's delivers a consistently good club experience. I am a semi-regular, and am adding a review as an update on the renovation project. The club is in an older three-story building on…

It's the usual DC strip club scene here. That is to say, the laws are so tight that you literally can't get any value for your money. It's basically look…

They moved the club next door upstairs. You will see the paper signs. This basement club is being renovated for the next couple of months. You do have to…

I was taken here for a surprise party. There are lots of women and it usually takes about 2 hours to see all of them. Time flew by. They close about 3am.…

This place always does well for me. Aside from the fact that it is a DC bar it is a consistent winner. Most of the girls are drop dead hot. They seem…

Archibalds is one of a handful of downtown D.C. strip clubs. Until recently, there were really only three, and Archibalds was the middle-class option. I spent a lot of time…

Archibald's is a fun place to kill a couple of hours, once your expectations are calibrated. As noted by many others, D.C. strip club rules are very stringent. As a…

Working in DC this has been my regular place. Dancers are usually good quality...but it's all look and don't touch and they tend to avoid getting gynecological in their dancing...try to…

I ended up at Archibald's after a lunch meeting in DC. Doorman re-iterated no touching and no cell phones/pictures. Karen was my bar tender and was very friendly and helpful. She was…

I still can't understand the DC rules where you can not touch a dancer at all! I walked in around 10pm on a Thursday and there was a decent crowd with…

Ahhh DC..why oh why are your strip club rules so..ruley. Came here after a night out with a couple of friends. Your typical DC rules - nude but no contact lap dances…

First time at DC strip club, which is an odd experience (nude but no physical contact). My experience here was fairly positive, even if not like a normal club experience. Food was…

This was my first time at this club. I have been to DC clubs before, so I knew about the DC rules. I enjoyed this club. The dancers were beautiful with Great…

Was in DC on business for the week, had some time so decided to check this place out. Went in the afternoon. Even though there is no cover charge, just know there…

In town on business, so I thought I would check it out. The dancers were of varying age and ethnicity. Several of them were from former Soviet nations. The…

Had some friends in town and tried to go to Camelot, but it was shut down for a "private event" (which the bouncers told us "off the record" was one of the…

Plus - all nude and full bar Con - no touching or lap dances. Place is tiny, might even be a fire hazard. Walk up, show my ID and am advised by a rather…

I'll keep with tradition and mention that D.C. doesn't allow lap dances by law. So if you can get past that, Archibald's is probably one of the better places to go. Dark,…

Archibald's is one of a very few strip clubs in Washington DC. The city has peculiar rules regarding these establishments, where they let them have full bars and totally nude dancers,…

When I walked in I went into the basement, however as others have maybe mentioned there is also an upstairs. Eddy's I think. There were two dancers always going downstairs and one…

As I am sure you are all aware from the previous reviews, this club is strictly hands-off. I know one or two reviewers have speculated that "extras" might be available OTC…

Following a series of business meetings in DC, I went to Archibald's for lunch with a view. As described in other reviews, this club is a long narrow room with a…

Went on a Tuesday night after checking out Camelot nearby. Archibald's was much better. First, Archibald's has two women dancing in the same room at all times. Second, the women at Archibald's…

This what DC would like all strip clubs to be. Just look and don't touch. When I first started going it was just okay. The dancers are cute enough but I prefer…

This place has gone down hill in the last year. I heard the owners so is managing now and has made some staff changes. New bouncers are dicks and start…

As luck would have it, I was staying at the St. Regis Hitel, right around the corset from Archies'. I just had to pay it a visit. First impressions were that it…

Dc clubs just a warning no touching and no lapdancing. There may be some of that going on but officially no. Archibald is right near Camelot and has a similar style. There…

Was there on a Saturday night. Their website is wrong - open only after 7PM on Saturday. Absolutely no touching (you are warned upon entering the bar). Two stages - continuous dancing;…

I was in town on business and made a late night stop to Archibalds, I knew going in not to expect an contact of dances, but still enjoyed myself for what…

Went to Archibald’s for a buddy’s birthday a couple of Fridays ago. Hadn’t been there in years. The physical appearance of the club seems unchanged. Two things you’re almost…

This place is within walking distance from my workplace. Close to the other club Camelot which i have visited a few times. I thought i would try this one for…

After doing a mini tour of strip clubs in the area I knew I shouldn't expect too much compared to clubs in other major cities. Archie's was fine for what it…

Archibalds, like all other strip clubs in the DC area, does not allow contact. As long as you come in with that understanding, you can probably have a good time.…

Dropped in a few days ago on a business trip to DC. The staff is friendly, but the message is clear: look but don't touch. Like all of the DC clubs,…

I have resumed going in here now that the foolish experiment with not posting the dancing schedule was eliminated. I know many other regulars had suspended their visits while the online schedule…

Came to Archibalds for a friend's birthday and was surprised to see the upstair bar empty. Nonetheless, Archibalds is a small venue with a range of girls that are very raw and…

I was in last night to visit like I do every week, when your in expect to see a friendly staff that welcomes you back. I find this club is the better…

So all in all this was a decent experience. I arrived around 10:30 on a Wednesday night. No cover charge, but they expect you to buy a drink. I…

When I have the time / opportunity, Archie's is definitely my first choice in the DC area. No private dances, no touching, other than to put $$ in the dancer's garter at…

Archibald's has become a regular haunt for my occasional "90 minute vacations" from the office. Other reviews describe the physical plant well--in a safe section of the busy K Street corridor,…

Been years since I stopped in, so thought I should make up for old times. The place was dead at lunch time. If you have the cash and the time,…

So I read all the reviews about no Lap dances yadda yadda and I did not know how I would feel about this. One one hand that means no girls working…

I was in D for work and decided to take a long lunch at Archibalds. The place was rather small but provided a clean, nice atmosphere. Music was appropiate and I was…

Despite the DC rules, I decided to venture from my hotel to Archibald's as it was a relatively short walk. I probably should have just stayed at the hotel bar, or…

Went to Archie's on a Thurs. afternoon. I like this place - best value in a safe, respectable area in DC. $7 to $10 for a glass of wine - what you…

As DC clubs go, this one is pretty good. Standard DC setup--bar down one side, some tables in the center, and booths on either side of a smallish stage opposite the bar.…

I visited this club one day after having just a terrible morning. figured why not go see some pretty nude girls to make it better. the club location isn't much to…

Went here as a second stop of a bachelor party. The club was fine, but nothing too exciting. We went upstairs where we were told by a bouncer that absolutely…

Archie's is my favorite place to go in DC. There are many one or two girls who aren't particularly attractive, but the vast majority are cute to very attractive. A typical night…

We took our lunch break from work the other day and decided to check out Archibald's. I'm new to DC and have heard of the ridiculous rules that are applied to…

Lots of girls. Most were attractive, but no 9s or 10s. No real ugly or fat ones, though. Nothing has changed since my last review in 2004. It's a friendly place for a…

DC regulations ensure that Washington is the land of mediocre strip clubs--no touching, no lap dances, no VIP, etc. With that as baseline, I have routinely had a good time at…

Moderately priced strip club. It's my go to when I am in DC because it is pretty low key and I have had some good times here (and some not so good).…